nothingness

2007-05-20T18:45:00.000+08:00

done. moved to ebloggy. ebloggy for frames, blogger for script, wordpress for posts lol. maybe i'll throw in livejournal and xanga someday

2007-05-20T18:25:00.000+08:00

WOOT i did it with ebloggy yay! lol. now i'll use ebloggy to add extra code and wordpress to blog lol.

2007-05-20T18:22:00.000+08:00

does blogger support frames? i've been trying to put my wordpress into a frame here lol

2007-05-19T22:11:00.001+08:00

MOVED temporarily to wordpress while i silently contemplate which is better

2007-05-17T21:05:00.000+08:00

today is youtube day!

2007-05-17T21:01:00.000+08:00

is it a monster? is it a monster?

anw funny clip, koped from nyny

2007-05-13T13:01:00.000+08:00

i'm on the verge of converting to wordpress. blogger is giving all sorts of problems

anw, most memorable experience in obs was zhe ren asking shaun tho whether he could jio lynnette tan hp o.O

2007-05-13T12:46:00.000+08:00

back from obs.
tio sunburn on my two hands and back of the neck wtf la, now still gt motion sickness
was in the watch Cheng Ho, instructor was some steven. still damn tired la, i think my watch was one of the most strenous ones, or so the instructors said, along with livingstone, raffles, and shackleton.

the instructors were imba. for damn fit people u can probably see some blood vessels protuding from their lower arms, my instructor got at least 10 la i think. then shackleton's instructor jonathan was some hongkong army officer, livingstone's instructor was quite memorable too, always saying "Young man!...once again...gentleman!...young man!...once again..."
reminded me of YMCA
cant remember raffles instructor name, sunflower in malay or sth like dat

and together, the 4 watches formed 2 delta. the funnest of all.
first day, i was the third last to surrender handphone, didnt know whether wanna keep or not. den started sorting out the store, boring shit.
after that we got our food. seven days worth of food for 4 days. r0x0rs
the best food we got was shit with cream. basically oreos la. but actually the food wasnt all that bad. we had milo powder, ovaltine powder, isotonic powder, orange isotonic powder, coffee powder, chrysanthemum with honey powder, lol all powder for the beverages. we juz pour the powder in as food anw. we had oreos, myojo noodles, julie biscuits, peanut biscuits, coffee biscuits. canned baked beans, canned ikan bilis, canned curry chicken, canned peanuts, canned sardine.

ok la i think im blogging like shit. i'll come back when i feel like it and continue with it, as well as make it more interesting

2007-05-11T21:08:00.000+08:00

in dialogia says (9:14 PM):
prissy was moaning abt zack all week
julian says (9:15 PM):
how she moan abt zack
in dialogia says (9:15 PM):
uh
in dialogia says (9:15 PM):
"mmmmmmph
in dialogia says (9:15 PM):
lynetteeeeeee
in dialogia says (9:15 PM):
i am soooo sadddddddddddddd
in dialogia says (9:15 PM):
i miss him
in dialogia says (9:15 PM):
then got sad face
in dialogia says (9:15 PM):
then
julian says (9:15 PM):
lol
in dialogia says (9:15 PM):
"mmmmpphhh
in dialogia says (9:16 PM):
when are they coming backkkkkk"

2007-05-03T21:35:00.000+08:00

uh nth much.

yay! in school team for raffles cup
ok la there are 3 teams lol...

my team is um, henry low!! cedric, peter, jingyao

haha jingyao the ncc guy. wah 5 ppl, hopefully play 4 ppl at a time

dumping glue all over my landiao soccer shoes.

2007-05-01T21:23:00.001+08:00

julian says (9:28 PM):
eh why cant i take zack
priscilla; going back means death. fly, baby. says (9:28 PM):
BECAUSE HE'S MIND.
priscilla; going back means death. fly, baby. says (9:28 PM):
*mine.
priscilla; going back means death. fly, baby. says (9:28 PM):
lol
julian says (9:28 PM):
no wad he never said he was urs
julian says (9:29 PM):
so i can take him rite?
priscilla; going back means death. fly, baby. says (9:29 PM):
he never say he's yours, right>
julian says (9:30 PM):
but i always said he was mine and he never rejected me
priscilla; going back means death. fly, baby. says (9:30 PM):
he never rejected me either!
julian says (9:30 PM):
so can we share?
priscilla; going back means death. fly, baby. says (9:30 PM):
NO!
julian says (9:30 PM):
why not?!
priscilla; going back means death. fly, baby. says (9:30 PM):
NO@
julian says (9:31 PM):
either share or give me only
priscilla; going back means death. fly, baby. says (9:31 PM):
fine.
priscilla; going back means death. fly, baby. says (9:31 PM):
share.
julian says (9:31 PM):
yay! ty

2007-05-01T17:28:00.000+08:00

lol im manucrazy now

nice song, move move move, second last on my imeem i think

lol c'mon u reds is nice as well, but its so fast its like a rap
edit: ok la, not dat fast
edit2: fine, its slow

Move Move Move - The Red Tribe

When we come like a hurricane
Blowin' everyone away
There's nowhere you can run and hide
So stylish, so skillfull
With an iron will too
Eleven devils side to side
We've got all the right moves
So doffence is no use
Nothing's gonna get in our way
We're strong we're united
Threre's no way to fight it
You're never gonna keep us at bay

chorus
No-one can move,move,move
Like the Red Tribe do
There's no man that can stand in our way
No-one can move,move,move,
Like the Red Tribe do
They just can't stand the heat when we play
When we rise like a tidal wave
Sweeping everyone away
You'll know that we are truly the best
'Cos unity is power
And we are gonna tower
High up above the rest
We've got heart, we've got pride too
Respect is overdue
We'll earn it,but someone must pay
No-one can keep us held down
So pass the robe and crown
We're going all the way

No-one can move,move,move
Like the Red Tribe do
There's no man that can stand in our way
No-one can move,move,move,
Like the Red Tribe do
They just can't stand the heat when we play

repeat chorus

Show respect to the Tribe that Red
Say ho, say hey

2007-04-30T18:35:00.000+08:00

http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid={91EA3BE2-963A-4BAB-802C-F46A0EF3FCA3}&teamid=458&page=1

lol go and see, phil neville's been added to "first team" players.

manu fans got nice comments i really love them lol.

one for niaoing chelsea
groovyMANUrock
"Let's not knock Chelsea, they had a good team once.
The last time Chelsea played good football, Ray Wilkins was SO good that United signed him up... surely Lampard and Terry dream about that every night."

another, dunno wad fan this is
"Chelsea will lose the title at the Emirates, then have it confirmed at the Brdige on the 9th. I honestly don't see Chelski winning at Arsenal (Even with the depleted squad), although I expect Moanrinho to sub 3 strikers for 3 defenders to try and get a goal and everyone will call it 'great tactical play' when its really 'i need to win something apart from the mickey mouse cup, otherwise the russian will sack me play'"

2007-04-29T19:44:00.000+08:00

lol some lame ass asked me to this stupid love test, much like wad we did to Hubert to find out about Jeraldine Wee o.O

here are the results
My name: Ima SO (I am a asshole) sorry, should have been "an asshole"

Crush 1: SCrack
75%

Crush 2: BiggerO
56%

Crush 3: Fish
86%

Yay! Fish is more compatible than AssCrack and BiggerHole! cheers!

"One of your friends has tricked you! The names of all your crushes have been sent to: Luther Chai (exultant@hotmail.com)!"

i so easy trick wan ah... i dun even know this person

2007-04-28T11:33:00.000+08:00

kc is going to screw me
I hate fucking baseless accusations.

"Damage/Mess done by 3NGLES Meeting (25/4/2007)
• Leaving of items in Space
• Green Cap with a Red Star
• Styrofoam packet of rice with plastic spoon inside, half-eaten
• 3NGLES printed materials left strewn
• Chairs were not stacked up neatly though they entered with the
chairs already not stacked
• Moved computer was not moved back to original position even if
they were only using it due to technical faults with the main
computer"
• Computer 2 ¨C cannot be switched on ¨C last used by 3NGLES"

seems like a long list? lets look at it again

"green cap with a red star"
wth does that have to do with 3ngles? pls la the OM group would be a better scapegoat.

"styrofoam packet of rice with plastic spoon inside, half-eaten"
this is fucking without proof. we went into space with the packet of rice there already. wad does this have to do with 3ngles?

"Chairs were not stacked up neatly though they entered with the chairs already not stacked"
we stacked them up, cos kc made us do so even though we didnt mess it up in the first place. which is probably why she added "neatly". cos shes a fker and just tries to make this list longer, and make the 3ngles ot look like assholes. so everything is our fault.

"Computer 2 cannot be switched on last used by 3NGLES"
which computers did we use? we only used the main com, which was spoilt in the first place.

SO FUCK YOU! DON'T BLAME OTHERS FOR ALL THE SCREW UPS. FOR ALL U KNOW, THOSE "MESS THAT 3NGLES CREATED" COULD VERY WELL BE MADE BY YOUR GODLY LEET COUNCILLORS. YOUR IMBA COUNCILLORS WHO PLAY CHAPTEH, SOCCER, SSB ON THE COMS, BOND ZACHARY ON THE COUCHES. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO MESS EVERYTHING UP, DUN JUZ GET THE 3NGLES OT AS A SCAPEGOAT.

now we know how the school administration works. sorry ot members.

2007-04-27T21:31:00.000+08:00

Ole Ole Ole
Celebrate the lam!
lol

2007-04-22T22:11:00.000+08:00

roar!
damn high. finally got to 1604 for clubxiangqi.
ok actually dat sucks.
but i beat 2 16xx with uber guai lan moves. and that was in slow game somemore. imagine if it was speed chess. pwnt.
roar. i better fight for raffles cup if they have blitz chess.
oh damn there's henry low. aim for second then xD. but that's still a long long way, considering i cant even get top 20 in char yong cup.
or 30, at that.
nvm. see? at least im still enthusiastic about chess rite?
if u agree, send the following to 91014035
"Mrs Chan, i think ur student julian is very passionate about chess. however, i think it is enuff and he shd be allowed to pursue his interests should cap clash with raffles cup. kthxbai."
SEND NOW!
roar!

once again, horoscope. if u dunno by now, i'm libra.

The Bottom Line

If a friend needs to reschedule some social plans, be flexible, not resentful.

In Detail

Get ready for one of those days when it feels as though you're the only one being flexible -- when you smilingly reschedule that lunch date for the seventeenth time, for instance. And you might start to wonder when other people will start compromising for you. But don't be tempted to inconvenience other people just to teach them a lesson. That's just not you. Face it -- you're flexible. And being flexible is good!

lol. im SOOO flexible man.

FISH O<

2007-04-20T19:45:00.000+08:00

zomg i have a post title.
today panel discussion
"Does the government teach us how to fish or give us fish?"

extremely intelligent comments, in the absence of almighty kevin
professor ji: "in singapore, there is 90km of coastline. all u need to do is get a fishing rod, throw it in, and u get a fish."

kia wee vs huang ji
KW "Why don't we shoot cows instead of fish fish?"
HJ "Cos firstly, Singapore, doesn't allow guns, secondly, there's no cows in Singapore"
KW "What about frogs in the longkang(drain)?"
he doesnt realise there's hardly any frogs in the longkangs either.

and then some talk about sharks which were big foreign sharks, then comparing shark fin soup to ikan bilis
and then wad "the government takes away the fish head, and gives you the rest of the fish, which is ok cos the fish head is not very nice to eat"
but huang ji doesnt realise that fish head is the nicest, which is why there's fish head curry.

and nicholas wins it all, with Russian Reversal
"In Soviet Russia, fish give YOU governments!!"
which 90% of the ppl didnt understand anw.

and so we end the discussion, without realising, or pretend to realise, that the fish is a metaphor.

loving 25/4. we need supporters for 3ngles but on dat day got
Champions Cup
Maths Trail
ICAS Science
Prelims 2
Squash finals
so winnnn.

Peep the style and the kids checking for it
The number one question is
How could you ignore it
We drop right back in the cut
Over basement tracks
With raps that got you backing this up like
(rewind that)
We’re just rolling with the rhythm
Rise from the ashes of the stylistic division
With these non-stop lyrics of life living
Not to be forgotten
But still unforgiven
But in the meantime there are those who wanna
Talk this and that
So I suppose it gets to a point
Feelings gotta get hurt
And get dirty with the people spreading the dirt
(It goes)

Try to give you warning
But everyone ignores me
(Told you everything loud and clear)
But nobody’s listening
Call to you so clearly
But you don’t want to hear me
(Told you everything loudu and clear)
But nobody’s listening

I got a
Heart full of pain
Head full of stress
Handfull of anger
Held in my chest
And everything left is aw aste of time
I hate my rhymes
(But I hate everyone else’s more)
I’m riding on the back of this pressure
Guessing that it’s better
I cant keep myself together
Because all of this stress
Gave me something to write on
The pain gave me something
I could set my sights on
You never forget the blood sweat and tears
The uphill struggle over years
The fear and the trash talking
And the people it was to
And the people that started it
Just like you

I got a
Heart full of pain
Head full of stress
Handful of anger
Held in my chest
Uphill struggle
Blood, sweat and tears
Nothing to gain
Everything to fear
(Coming at you)

2007-04-19T20:30:00.000+08:00

damn pissed so much overdue homework 3 chinese essays one english compre lit timed assignment hrp lit review chem file maths online assignment 3 and 4. and still a chinese test to study for, and napfa tmr, and ppl talking crap. priscilla did 35 IPU wtf. damn i better run 12 minutes tmr.
hurry saturday. i need a break
fuck. i cant even rest on saturday, with smops marking and maths trail dry run shit. and 3ngles will screw up my weekend as well.
thanks though to those who played soccer with me during recess today (: sort of brightened me up. and baobao in clubxiangqi for falling into my trap and losing to me ty lol
one month or so to raffles cup, smo and cap. fuck my life

went to friendster horoscope for some emotional comfort. or i had was

The Bottom Line

Always go in the direction of honesty. Avoid people who are being deceitful.

In Detail

Today you might start feeling like a ping-pong ball being bounced back and forth by two different people. And each is trying to convince you to do something for him or her -- but while one is trying to trick you or coerce you into doing it, the other is straightforwardly asking for your help. Always go in the direction of honesty. Avoid people who are being vague or manipulative -- and never align yourself with people who refuse to face reality.

so bloody useful man

2007-04-15T22:28:00.000+08:00

We <3 PAP.

Top 10 logical reasons for Ministerial pay hikes
1. To spend more money for the economy to prosper
2. To raise the standard of living in Singapore
3. To R more prostitutes in hope of increasing birth rates
4. Nil
5. Nil
6. Nil
7. Nil
8. Nil
9. Nil
10. Nil

haiz. but pap still gt 2 to 3 terms to go, before we take over with LLP

2007-04-14T21:12:00.000+08:00

共识联主任我爱你！xDD<333333

2007-04-14T12:14:00.000+08:00

fk u hon.

quote yuxuan "As I heard from our seniors, apparently it started when one sec 4 called the hcis "noobs". This caused four koreans to beat him up and left a wound on his head which needed stitching. So he called up his other frens to find the koreans to settle it. Apparently Hon got wind of it, suspended and about to expel the sec 4 guy for "potential gang connections" and because his father supported him when he wanted to go gang back those koreans. Hon then banned HCI from using the court. Jeff lim to enforce. AND. all the sec fours going to wear plaster to next week assembly to attitude hon ._."

fk the koreans. we only love the iraqis and acnes. and that wadeva thomas guy. the koreans are NOOB

i feel scammed by napfa. did only 15 IPU, then realise i didnt use right arm strength, only use left arm. then sit and reach missed by 2cm. sigh. next year no hope of getting gold anw. ppl who are 15 years old get grades like
AAAAE
AAAEE
E's for stupid chin ups, standing broad jumps, and sit and reach.
sit ups are the almost cfm As.
ok la i dun care. i gonna retest for gold

2007-04-11T22:15:00.000+08:00

We live in a world not of relative values but of absolute shit.

i'm so fucking pissed im gonna play internet chess and hope to get some easy fry and chop them to bits and boost my morale

this guy who won 3k out of 5k games or sth liddat kill me in 5 minutes. took 35 minutes to kill him back. 2 mins, 10 steps left

2007-04-09T21:48:00.000+08:00

i'll try to help as far as possible. but even if i complete all the summary finally, it will only get you around 50%. cos i suck.
its juz a sketchy summary. if u dun understand, refer to jloh's notes. these are supposed to simplify. <3 3N xD

Done: Chemical bonds 1,2&3
and a bit of chemical bonding

Background

Noble gases observed to be generally unreactive

Atoms tend to give or receive or share electrons to attain a noble electronic configuration

Ionic

Atoms lose or gain electrons

A cation (positive, e.g. group I&II)

An anion (negative, e.g. group IV-VII)

Covalent character of ionic bond

When electron cloud of the anion is not attracted by cation, the character of the bond is 100% ionic.

Otherwise, most ionic bonds have some degree of covalent character

The cation possesses polarising power

The anion is polarisable

When there is no overlapping of electron clouds after distortion, an ionic bond with covalent character is formed.

Factors which favour polarisation

Cation

Large positive charge

Small size

High charge density

Anion

Large negative charge

Large size

Weaker hold on electrons

Lattice energy

Energy released in formation of ionic compound

The greater the lattice energy produced, the more stable the compound is, and consequently the ionic bond is stronger

Covalent

Atoms share electrons

Dative bond

Both electrons donated by one atom only

Sigma bonds and pi bonds

Sigma bonds are stronger because they have larger overlap

Single bond is one σ

Double bond is one σ and one π

Triple bond is one σ and two π

Strength

Weak covalent bonds tend to be more reactive

Strength of covalent bond measured by bond disassociation energy

Bond disassociation energy

Average energy required to break the bond in a mole of the gaseous molecules

Length of covalent bond is distance between the centres of the nuclei

The longer the bond length, the weaker the bond

Influenced by size of the two atoms

Number of bonds

VSEPR

Strength of repulsion between electron pairs

Lone pair-Lone pair > Lone pair-Bond pair > Bond pair-Bond pair

Lone pairs, being nearer to the nucleus, exert a greater repulsion force

*Table of names of shapes excluded, thanks to JLoh’s sadism of uncopiable Adobe, or my right mouse button, or my noob com skills

Polarity of covalent bonds

When atoms have same electronegativity, the covalent bond is non-polar

No stronger attraction

Electron density will be higher towards the more electronegative atom

Imbalanced electron distribution creates a partial charge

Chemical Bonding

Ionic Compounds

Electron(s) from metal to non-metal

Omni-directional electrostatic attraction

Electrostatic attraction holds the particles of the compound together

In solid state, each positive ion is surrounded by negative ions and vice versa

Ions exist in regular fixed positions held together by a large number of electrostatic attractions

Giant ionic lattice structure / Crystal lattice

Ionic compounds

High melting point and boiling point

Due to large extent of the strong electrostatic attractions, such attractions give rise to a giant regular lattice.

Hard solids

Due to strong electrostatic attractions

Brittle

Regular arrangement of ions

Good electrolytes

When molten or aqueous, the ions are mobile, hence can act as charge carriers

Metal

Valence electrons are delocalized, to form a sea of electrons

Delocalised electrons do not belong to any cation, but move throughout the cationic lattice

Electrostatic attraction between the cations and the sea of electrons

Happens in elements of low ionisation energy / high electropositivity

Electrons are easily delocalised

Omni-directional

One metal cation attracted to many electrons

Strength

Number of delocalised electrons

Size of cations

2007-04-09T19:53:00.000+08:00

man u vs frankee is now top on my list. =D
our fav man u song

i feel so bad for brandon lee, norman hunter, and eddie gray. cos i dunno them at all.
abramovich i can understand.

we all win le. next few weeks are the funnest of our lives.

julian: the sad lives of snipers style
julian: lets kill the rifler first
zach: lol
dan: easy pease
dan: peasy*
zach: ppl shaddap
zach: i mugging.
julian: *kopes daniel's target as he turns to aim zachee
dan: aha
zach: lmao.
dan: then i shoot u la u dumb ass
julian: im ambidextruous
julian: *ambidextrous
julian: wadeva
julian: 2 hand snipe
dan: so am i
julian: 2 eye snipe
dan: i use leg shoot pistol
dan: u chameleon ar u
dan: eyes can go 360 is separate directions
zach: i king rifler
zach: TAKE 200 rifles go chiong
dan: aha
dan: in a lorry rite
zach: lol
zach: slowly go use up ammo.
dan: then u kill by knocking pple down
zach: lols.
dan: chionging is quite stupid
julian: i snipe driver
dan: u should read war of the rats
dan: by
julian: lol wads dat
dan: er
dan: forgot wads his name
dan: its a story of two snipers trying to kill each other
julian: how long is it
dan: in the battle of stalingrad
dan: normal novel length lor
dan: quite intense
dan: dam interesting also
zach: zz
zach: IM MUGGING.
zach: SHADDAP.
julian: maybe i will
dan: the russian supersniper 38 shots 37 kills
julian: i will read, not i will shaddup
zach: DAODAO
julian: dao lo
julian: carest
zach: u all go have secret sniper meeting,
zach: buhbye
julian: lolo "

2007-04-08T22:45:00.000+08:00

"It can be difficult to get past your past, but today someone will help you."
lol horoscopes are nonsensical

haiz cap results out le apparently.

update(or lack of):
hauntho: hey kc
hauntho: are cap results out?
kc: dunno leh
kc: CAP councillors are out though...
kc: dunno abt CAP
kc: haven't received anything

hauntho says:
btw
hauntho says:
cap application results out.
hauntho says:
we should go ask kc tomorrow.
julian says:
haiz
julian says:
i dun wanna know
hauntho says:
lol.
julian says:
who say wan?
hauntho says:
NUSHS only had one getting in.
hauntho says:
my aunt.
julian says:
ah damn
hauntho says:
sweekiat's exclassmate.
julian says:
haiz
julian says:
i wun even bother asking kc ok
hauntho says:
lol
hauntho says:
i'll ask.
julian says:
maybe u'll get in
julian says:
i'll never wan la
hauntho says:
lol funniiii ;D
julian says:
nushs only one leh
hauntho says:
cos that one's rather good.
julian says:
besides all the pros also kan chiong
hauntho says:
and it's not called maths & sci for no reason ;D
julian says:
u see blogs everywhere "omfg how now im so afraid about my cap application blah blah

haiz. and also, i realised my sis is damn stupid
how do i transfer my cbox posts to flashbox??
- like hello? wad kind of question is that.
how do you start a narrative?
- please. wad is creative writing if i could give u a definite answer.

2007-04-07T20:25:00.000+08:00

"i used to like hc
now i realise got so many despos and bengs
i dont like anymore"

lol how many public images hci has. some ppl say we mugger, some ppl say we nerd, some ppl say we communist. due to our facade nature, i henceforth recommend kia wee to be our mascot.
jkjk
and gtalk emoticons are cool.

i'll cherries-h(cherish) you brudda <3 xD

2007-04-07T15:16:00.000+08:00

YMCA is cool worhx! dunno wad it is but the seniors were fanatic about it. something about homosexuality i think. mateship

and the song YMCA really has gay connotations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YMCA_(song)

i hate jick now. especially mmg. mmg stands for money making game, which is actually an inappropriate name. lost 1.6m on it, followed by another 500k.

damn. now i failed in my second attempt to get famous. by being rich in kol. too bad i dun have enough capital.

and how many KoLers are there? i see one a blog sum41, and on msn within temptation pwns, both distinctly related to KoL igns that i know of.

*edit: as i guessed, both are names of damned bands

anyhow, DAMN KOL.

third attempt now is to make a puzzle, not unlike zest and wicked. too bad i almost gave up on the idea le.

maybe i'll juz go chionging ascensions.

or i shd juz get a gf and make her pwn the chinese chess world

or i shd juz shut up, and wish for lu jun leg muscles. den i'll be scoring goals from everywhere.

bleargh

2007-04-07T00:52:00.000+08:00

as always, dun feel like posting again. always gt something in my mind, then tell myself forget it.

anyhow, juz cut my hair. now damn short lol.

tons of work to be done. no idea how i can rush my lit review. pls pls can we have study group tmr. go combo the chinese o level and lit timed assignment and physics ws and chem ws, use samn articles for chinese holiday homework. go do bio cell model at some macdonalds, sharing ben's chem notes at the same time. den go library to do lit review, before going home for hist essay. and sunday will be free for group gay dates.

2007-04-05T21:22:00.000+08:00

Anyway, at the start of the story nothing much happens, as usual they start, the death eaters plan some much shit with voldy, and harry goes to school with (by now, steady steady) Ginny xD

-skips half a book of what anime fans call "fillers" frankly, this stuff adds no shit at all to the story, much of a quidditch match-

At the last 50 pages, the total evil scheme of voldy is revealed. In an instant 10 seconds, voldy killed almost all the death eaters, sucked up their spirit and souls, and used them to obtain "fat boy" atomic bomb from the WW2 days. Draco escaped, and rided the self-piloted nuclear bomb to hogwarts.

yeah draco sort of escaped from hogwarts to hogwarts or sth. not very logical, but when u think about how the world is round, and how stupid ppl in britain (i.e. mourinho, arseing wanker) are, especially when they're surname is malfoy, u sorta understand.

The bomb was supposed to explode almost immediately, but because Phil Neville Longbottom flew away on a hippogriff, (and Paul Scholes Kickass got red-carded off in Italy), the last ingredient, the soul of fatty neville, was missing, "fat boy" henced phailed.

"Back at Hogwarts, Harry was busy kissing Ginny when the newly installed radars around hogwarts started ringing. Apparently, it was an emergency."

Forget it la, basically Dumbledore was instanted resurrected, took out a uber hot and cool icy-hot sword, and "k-style" butterflied and detonated the bomb, but sacrificed himself (he can't slash the bomb and dodge its explosion radius, right? hes not a faceless void with chronosphere ya know) and Malfoy definitely died.

Suddenly Hagrid let out a loud swore ( i mean, f***) and dropped to the ground. Behind him, voldy came up, summoned exactly 8374 death eaters and equiped them all with AK-47s, and raped the place. After doing 50 push ups, hagrid was forced to pull up his socks by voldy.

Damn sad, ginny died. Not necessarily of the rape of course.

Harry was so fking pissed, played maplestory 24/7 with 2x exp for 60 days, and trained to MrYaNdAoV2, and pwnt all the death eaters with an avenger and voldy with 2 lucky sevens.

And once again, the day is saved, thanks to, the powerpuff girls

ripped and edited from and by ning yu and julian. not necessarily ripped by ning yu and edited from julian, nor ripped from julian and edited by ningyu, nor ripped by julian and edited from ningyu, nor, well u get the pic. property of hci chinese chess, though no one really cares.

boozember 1

2007-04-02T21:31:00.000+08:00

sian diao. homework never seems to end.

muz find a victim for april fool's confession xD

and i gonna take fergilicious off my playlist. that asshole of a bitch thinks i cant spell delicious. how many time must i listen to the spelling man. den later go and spell "tastey". try to screw up my english ah. damn her.

best april fool's i've seen.
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/static.php?id=ns13preview
That's ridiculous, it's not even funny.
particularly liked the angry cow wan. imagine, zomg, trying to get 6 barbed in hardcore

freemandomship

2007-03-27T20:24:00.000+08:00

bleargh. two overdue essays i happy liao. but even in the mood to do.

free man vs being attached vs screwed up
free man. basically free

free
- not occupied or in use
- enjoying personal rights or liberty
- unrestrained by decency; loose or licentious
- without cost, payment, or charge
- frank and open
excerpt from dictionary.com[or insert sparknotes.com or wikipedia.org] 5 out of the 50+ definitions

50+, that is, if you have crossed eyes like me

rather well explained, except the last of course. u need to be a bloody liar sometimes to be a free man.

disadvantages: can have time play more com games, proving urself to be a nerdass
playing com games doesnt make u a nerdass. it makes u a dumbass. period. i gt enuff explaining this to ny and he still refuses to admit that maplestory is a bunch of shit.
but u dun necessarily play com games. those who play com games are in category screwed up no. 2. not in screwed up, cos dats where i belong.

But you will lose out on quite a fair bit of love, doubling your social circle, seeing a different viewpoint on life, enjoying company, and all that stuff.

granted, u lose a fair bit of love. but love is painful anyway. and instead, a free man has a wider social circle, since he is less restrained. a free man also enjoys MORE company, cos he juz picks anyone at anytime, while an attached has only one choice.

gayness(sic), desperateness(sic), insanity(no sic finally), self-consolationness(sic again)
all wrong. free man isnt nothing man. those with nothing is under screwed up.

now 2 hr passed, and hopefully i'll do my work

edit: happy bdae bandai! crushgear?
edit2: cute and lovable lil' bf??? zomgosh
edit3: 7 more minutes passed. how long more does cunctatious last?
edit 4: 115 minutes. being spammed by 3ngles stuff. and my horoscope shit says

Rearrange your schedule in order to put your friends and family first today.

so i shdnt bother doing work until after midnight

Blogs

2007-03-24T22:10:00.000+08:00

blah
blogs suck.
anyhow, my favourite blogs are
1. bingboiboi
2. pendraval
3. nevertofind

hmm. i noe some ppl dun like these. but i dun give a damn about nice perfect language, nor honeybun emo's posts. ok maybe i do. xD. but i prefer humour. if nic was to post more often, i would have rated him higher. <3 his random crap 9:

my blog sucks. maybe i'll changed it to a kol site or sth.

screw screw screw. im juz rambling everyday

2007-03-24T20:50:00.000+08:00

lol still lmaoing at bing's tribute to wilf.

uhm. these days are so so. though quite funny. first pokey died. den watched kuan yue playing pokey during chinese lessons. shoot the moon, around the world, rock the baby, u name it. of course, all of them fail.

den ky start shining torchlight at the class. and our dear form teacher has such sharp eyes.

friendster is so dumb.
www.friendster.com/fedora
(or if friendster hasnt updated, www.friendster.com/27087052 )
so c'mon friends, im banking on u all to make my second degree friends jump.

lol and on fedora. yiyong tried zhaoxing this on hangman, and the clue was "hat". i guessed it in 1 second. juz guessed "r", den bingo

bingbingbingbingbingo
wads ur first picture about? hmm? so kinky

Soft and Hard

2007-03-20T22:29:00.000+08:00

Oxycore is so hard lor. it is hardcore so it should be hard. im so bloody poor and im trying to chiong enough money to get gloomy dark mushrooms. but i just dun have enough meat.

ya know? meat? meat? *wildly gestures*

yet to do melbourne essay plan, geog file and physics file. WINWINWIN

i'm deeply troubled at being unable to comprehend this two lines. anyone care to explain?
"Who goes there? hankering, gross, mystical, nude;
How is it I extract strength from the beef I eat?"

lol sorry. i'm juz hopped up on balls

2007-03-19T23:19:00.000+08:00

我要感谢我的爸爸，我的妈妈，还有支持我的朋友，让我终于完成我的HRP proposal.

2007-03-19T22:55:00.000+08:00

haiz. i hereby join the free man coalition.

PHAIL

2007-03-19T21:49:00.000+08:00

i told myself i would stop KoLing ans msning. I failed terribly.

YES! finally ascended. after more than 300 adventures and 100k, the key to victory is losing. tamade.

den today bing nv bring jr tag me den i unniao wad. in the end walked them round in circles to andai's house lol.

bleargh. better get to doing hrp

char yong cup

2007-03-18T21:51:00.000+08:00

lets give jingyao a round of applause for being the ONLY PERSON IN HCI(HSC) TO WIN SOME SILVERWARE.

somemore he not even in chess club lor. in ncc. so shao zi4 bei1.

only possible good thing was dat yi hao was defeated. by the kissing handphone guy. but like yihao care liao wad, not either way also champion.

tmd. then chinghun flirting, den coach also flirt. lmao, we trying to catch them on cam phone.

haiz. at least i found out one easy way to be famous.
1. get a chio and brainy gf
2. teach her all the chinese chess tricks
3. send her to girls only competition and pwn their asses upside down

alternatively, get a micro-earphone, plug into your sister's ear, and get her to win. of course, u need a speaker for your side as well. meaning u probably need radio waves or wadshit, (i guess bluetooth doesnt work?) and u get famous.

2007-03-16T22:03:00.000+08:00

Mmmm really nothing to blog about. rather, nothing in my memory to blog about. can't think of any shit to blog.

was piaing ascension, wanted to try out oxycore life. all the way until sorceress chamber, then

"You're not tough enough to fight up here. You need to be at least level 11, with at least 70 in all of your stats."

and u can guess how pleased i was. den spam food and booze, though unintelligently, and missed the cut by 4 mysticality

I QUIT

mm wednesday's char yong cup went well. we're sort of glad that rv's champ is out, didn't make it pass prelims. but rv still gt one rather strong, or wad the seniors say, just careful. pray i dun meet him cos im damn rash. still feeling sad for the two opponents i psychoed so badly lol. chopped both within 5 minutes out of 1 hour.

tmr and sunday finals le. we were like damn happy that EVERYONE made the cut (at least hci under 16 ppl) until we went down the list to the very bottom

HWA CHONG INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL [insert fugly name here] 0.0 0.0 0.0

so "tamade"
"damn"
"international bastard"

happy bappy liao.

and i'm still being pwned by elephant eye upside down

and haven't started holiday homework

only thing dat has changed this hols are

duh. my hair. changing 10 times a week

quote of the day/week/year/hols
on hubert

Henry Low "Hubert looks like a dolphin. Pink dolphin"

Cedric Teng "I hate Hubert! I hate everyone in iCMG!"
me: Hubert isn't in iCMG. and YOU are in iCMG
Ced: Wadeva! Hubert went to penang!
me: no he didnt. he went to muar.

screw

2007-03-14T23:44:00.000+08:00

dun read my titles cos they never make any sense

screw. always think of so much to write den when i open blogger i dun wan blog le.

杀

lmao

2007-03-13T10:43:00.000+08:00

courtesy of flooble

Imba pissed

2007-03-11T15:52:00.001+08:00

"There are a handful of you who are overseas or were involved in school activities and were unable to complete the quiz, with permission from your teacher. As long as I have been informed about your case by your teacher or yourself, you will be able to take the quiz on coming Monday (12/3), 4-10 pm.
However, there are some of you who had forgotton to take the quiz. I am very disappointed with those of you, and more so with those who do not even bother to email me to inform and provide a reason."

dumbass. from the start the english is like shit already. den still gt logic problem. ppl forget how u expect them to provide a reason?

"Dear Julian,

Until you learn to apologize for your mistake, the quiz will not be open for you.

Regards
Ms Adeline Tan

-----Original message-----
From: "Julian Tee" teengjulian@gmail.com
Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2007 13:40:12 +0800
To: adeline@hc.edu.sg
Subject: Physics Online Quiz

> ***********************
> Your mail has been scanned by InterScan.
> ***********-***********
>
>
> I was one of the students who went overseas for sabbaticals but I did not
> inform my teacher personally. I would like to take the quiz on Monday.
>
> --
> Regards,
> Tee Ng Julian
> 3N18"

den still this. dat fucktard go mix up her stuff lar. its ppl who say they dunno got quiz den muz send apology. wads her fucking problem? i go overseas, wads my mistake? she say either notify teacher or her so i notify her wads the hell is she thinking?

haiz ok lar. im not dat pissed. but i wun send an apology.

gah im gonna create my own fan club. the whole population of singapore is given automated immediate entry. great i have 4 million supporters.

if u would like to quit the fan club, do the following:
prepare a 1000 singapore dollars check
send to HCI D202 locker 14

More on Melbourne

2007-03-10T18:32:00.000+08:00

Mm Melbourne was rather fun. Never had i splurged so much money. But what could i do, when the essentials already so expensive. Drinking water costs 1 cent per ml, internet costs $1 per 13 minutes. yeah computer's an essential.

feel scammed buying stuff toys. but at least they're worth the money cause they're made in AUSTRALIA not CHINA. imported from nsw... wth lar. at least they are not deformed (i.e. eyes, nose not aligned properly, or in hj terms, 自卑, with a slap on the face)

bonding with hubert was sooooooooo fun o.O YUM YUM! (as quoted from phang)

chan may lun and tan jon lin quite nice also. nice also meaning, perfect for lyrics.

Chan May Lun Chan! HOI! HOI!
Chan May Lun Chan! HOI! HOI!
Chan May Lun Chan! ketipung payung.

or

di tan jon liiiiiiin. (di tanjung katong)

and shaun's supposed gf was 陈韩凤 or sth. literally translated from tan handphone. lol

feel bad not getting things for bing and dan. but the surf shorts there chao ex. s'pore also cheaper. and finding chokers in melbourne is even harder den finding nice penguins. 3rd, i had not enuff money.

kun or hj or bert or ky can send me internet laundry, heart blahblah or sth, and kumara photo?

oh lol now remember we talking about skills. apparently final fantasy has skills such as "thunder", which after training a while become "thundera". so kuan yue mastered a whole new set of skills.

clarity
synergy
recuperation
lignification
ligninsynthesis

ask ky for wad these mean. i, being a guai buai, shall not elaborate further, and respect private space, handphones, and "powerful love potions"

Lamgrion Academy in Massachusetts

2007-03-10T14:57:00.000+08:00

Lamgrion, not to be confused with Lamgnon or Lamgroin, was officially opened on 29th February 2007.

The name is not Lamgnon as it would be blatant infringement of copyright laws, as it is too simliar to Longman (Lamgnon->Namgnol->Longman). Lamgrion should also not be confused with Lamgroin, which refers to Lam's, well, groin.

Lamgrion is an academy that specialises in languages. Currently, it has the following core courses.
Twitspeak
Leetspeak
English
Singlish

The following are courses that are optional but recommended.
Twanglish (2Nglish)/Binglish/Ninglish
Trianglish (3Nglish)
Lilynglish
Sisinglish (CCnglish)
Kissinglish (KCnglish)

Be proficient in 9 English colloquial languages! Join Lamgrion Academy in Massachusetts now!

Lamgrion Academy in Massachusetts,
Affiliate of Lam Academies Group (LAG)

Mel

2007-03-10T14:54:00.000+08:00

Melbourne was a nice place.

That was all I wrote for my reflective essay.

Australia was ok lar. Never had a good night's sleep, especially with Hubert around.

Shared 2 Tim Tam Love Potion chocolate mud with Huang Ji. lol.

broke. $4.35 left.

finis.

randomN3ss

2007-02-26T22:02:00.000+08:00

long time no see
chunk of randomness
haiz realised its quite screwed up cos it interferes with the encoding

[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:22 PM):
i think i should devote my very limited memory to memorising names of historians and randomly pairing up random quotes
<--[ben]--> says (9:22 PM):
here are some
<--[ben]--> says (9:22 PM):
cowie
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><> says (9:22 PM):
anderson
<--[ben]--> says (9:22 PM):
cook
<--[ben]--> says (9:22 PM):
chamberlain
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:22 PM):
lol. =.=
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:22 PM):
oh
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:22 PM):
not david copperfield?
julian says (9:23 PM):
nah
julian says (9:23 PM):
shaun copperdick
...
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:28 PM):
julian are they your own notes?
julian says (9:28 PM):
mm
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:28 PM):
can you send me?
...
Transfer of "shaunsux.doc" is complete.
...
<--[ben]--> says (9:32 PM):
he said jingoism was crap
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...>< lol =".="><>< camp =".="><><> says (9:37 PM):
eh...i sending out summaries....who wants
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 has been added to the conversation.

hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:37 PM):
lol.
julian says (9:37 PM):
lol
julian says (9:38 PM):
is he in my contact list?
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:38 PM):
lol
julian says (9:38 PM):
i guess not
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:38 PM):
=.=
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:38 PM):
add lor =.=
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><> says (9:40 PM):
?
julian says (9:40 PM):
who thinks u shd quit obs brunei?
julian says (9:40 PM):
*i
julian says (9:41 PM):
if we dun go brunei
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:41 PM):
me.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:41 PM):
._.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:41 PM):
cos.
julian says (9:41 PM):
either sabah or pulau ubin rite?
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:41 PM):
if we go as a class better (i think?)
<--[ben]--> says (9:41 PM):
everyone has?
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><><> says (9:42 PM):
i think thats enuff notes to last us the exam rite?
julian says (9:42 PM):
but wads the diff btw brunei and sabah?
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:42 PM):
i hope so.
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><><><> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:43 PM):
errrr
julian says (9:43 PM):
or (brunei or pulau ubin?)
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:43 PM):
i want sabah la. sian.
julian says (9:43 PM):
so now no sabah or wad?
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:43 PM):
me is EUUBIINN
julian says (9:43 PM):
so luan4
julian says (9:44 PM):
gt sabah or not?
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:44 PM):
Reserves are dumped where?
julian says (9:44 PM):
dunno leh
julian says (9:44 PM):
and
julian says (9:44 PM):
i gt subsidy for sabah somemore
julian says (9:44 PM):
supposedly
julian says (9:44 PM):
tamade
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:44 PM):
ubin
julian says (9:44 PM):
orh
julian says (9:44 PM):
those fuckers
julian says (9:44 PM):
make me reserve
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:44 PM):
lol.
julian says (9:44 PM):
den wth is sabah?
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><><> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:45 PM):
wads this abt?
julian says (9:45 PM):
orh
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:45 PM):
supposedly about history
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:45 PM):
i dont even know wad im g ng for
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:45 PM):
lol... ._>
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:45 PM):

julian says (9:45 PM):
yah lor
julian says (9:45 PM):
the school is retarded
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:45 PM):
lol.
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:45 PM):
true
julian says (9:45 PM):
and im still fking angry
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:45 PM):
y
julian says (9:45 PM):
jeff the man made me screw up my hair myself
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:46 PM):
lol when?
julian says (9:46 PM):
haiz
julian says (9:46 PM):
wid yyy
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:46 PM):
?
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:46 PM):
your hair i quite short wad
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:46 PM):
oh lol
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:46 PM):
im sure WZX's hair is short
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:46 PM):
jlim's a fucker la.
julian says (9:46 PM):
jlim?
julian says (9:46 PM):
oh
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:46 PM):
's personal record. 7 times caught, one time cut.
julian says (9:46 PM):
lol
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:46 PM):
lol.
julian says (9:46 PM):
jonathan?
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:46 PM):
now ever morning gotta report so fking early.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:47 PM):
jdm.
julian says (9:47 PM):
orh
julian says (9:47 PM):
lol
julian says (9:47 PM):
oh y3's personal record
julian says (9:47 PM):
now
julian says (9:47 PM):
*drumroll*
julian says (9:47 PM):
DO YOUR GEOG
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:47 PM):
oh.
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:47 PM):
OH FREAK
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:47 PM):
OH OMFG.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:47 PM):
OH WTF NOOO.
julian says (9:47 PM):
lol
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:48 PM):
i forgot to do geog
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:48 PM):
RAWR
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:48 PM):
OMFGWTFBBQMUSH.
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:48 PM):
OH WTFUX
julian says (9:48 PM):
haiz
<--[ben]--> says (9:48 PM):
omg
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:48 PM):
FK LA OMG.
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:48 PM):
gg.
julian says (9:48 PM):
sad life we have
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:48 PM):
give up
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:48 PM):
SHITSHITSHIT.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:48 PM):
okay
julian says (9:48 PM):
how now
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:48 PM):
when ben says omg, we all know, GEE GEE.
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:48 PM):
yea give uo
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:48 PM):
another night sleeping at 2am.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:48 PM):
sighs.
julian says (9:48 PM):
1 more hour of mugging
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:48 PM):
0.0
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:48 PM):

julian says (9:48 PM):
lol jerrold
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...>< atm ="X"> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:48 PM):
i agree
julian says (9:48 PM):
u shd learn dat study groups dun succeed
julian says (9:49 PM):
especially with us
julian says (9:49 PM):
haiz
julian says (9:49 PM):
MUG GEOG
julian says (9:49 PM):
but
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:49 PM):
lol
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:49 PM):
i got nt better to do
julian says (9:49 PM):
we only need to do one and a half page
julian says (9:49 PM):
its the filing dat will kill me
julian says (9:49 PM):
...
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:49 PM):
actually i do, like smp, hrp, geog lit history chinese english
julian says (9:49 PM):
oh and
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:49 PM):
lol.
julian says (9:49 PM):
muz read up on english
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:49 PM):
fk
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:49 PM):
wHY
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:49 PM):
chinese tomorrow copy le.
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:49 PM):
english
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:50 PM):
english nothing much
julian says (9:50 PM):
he say
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:50 PM):
dun care it la
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:50 PM):
Oh shit. Geog file tomorrow?
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:50 PM):
lit getting back papers gg.
julian says (9:50 PM):
tmr choose topic
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:50 PM):
oh fk.
julian says (9:50 PM):
yes
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:50 PM):
yes.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:50 PM):
OH FK.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:50 PM):
GEOG FILE.
julian says (9:50 PM):
yeah
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:50 PM):
OH HOLY FK.
julian says (9:50 PM):
i said dat would kill me
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:50 PM):
OH FUCK
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:50 PM):
mann.
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:50 PM):
YES. FCK IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:50 PM):
goeg file tmr?!
julian says (9:50 PM):
yeah
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:50 PM):
wow. yiyong swore
julian says (9:50 PM):
GG
julian says (9:50 PM):
lol
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:50 PM):
Fuck. :]
julian says (9:50 PM):
Fuck too
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:50 PM):
btw huse 3n14
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:50 PM):
FUCK IT!
julian says (9:50 PM):
uhm
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:50 PM):
zhicong
julian says (9:50 PM):
zachie?
julian says (9:50 PM):
orh
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:50 PM):
o
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:51 PM):
ben
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:51 PM):
hu shud send that pic then whole class put
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:51 PM):
he*
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:51 PM):
do your geog file's content page now
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:51 PM):
content page first
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:51 PM):
NO LA
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:51 PM):
then type out
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:51 PM):
can? ._.
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:51 PM):
content page confirm wrong de
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:51 PM):
while we mug this first.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:51 PM):
>< lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:51 PM):
tmr go copy bens
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:51 PM):
how can =.=
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:51 PM):
kk yes
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><><><><><><><><> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:53 PM):
damn
julian says (9:53 PM):
hope kc doesnt flare after knowing we didnt read his stuff
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
oh wtfux.
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:53 PM):
And hist file with annotations on Wed, with Physics.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
lol.
julian says (9:53 PM):
mmhmm
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
fk
julian says (9:53 PM):
fun
julian says (9:53 PM):
with
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:53 PM):
with teh one minute presentation
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
we all lead a screwed life, dudes.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
lol
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
WINNER.
julian says (9:53 PM):
do we hav CSC?
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
nope
julian says (9:53 PM):
yeah the hist one minute of fame
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:53 PM):
lets all go to scholar.google.com
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
eh
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
WAIT
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
WE HAVE CSC TOMORROW OMFG
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:53 PM):
WTF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
julian says (9:53 PM):
OMFG
julian says (9:53 PM):
really???
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:53 PM):
lols u ?
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:54 PM):
POM
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:54 PM):
nice typo
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...>< appointment ="X"> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:54 PM):
lets pom csc
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:54 PM):
shaun wanna pom
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...>< optical =".="> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:54 PM):
m can be br en up into 'r' and 'n'
[[` βιиζ_.] says (9:55 PM):
sigh. tmr i think i'll leave halfway
julian says (9:55 PM):
LOL
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:55 PM):
sighs.
julian says (9:55 PM):
PORN
julian says (9:55 PM):
shaun wanna PORN
julian says (9:55 PM):
porn
julian says (9:55 PM):
pom
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:55 PM):
Ew.
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:55 PM):
dude i asked sweekiat to arrang e SMP meeting wif mentor tmr
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:55 PM):
And the hobbits are going to isengard!
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:55 PM):
gotta be in NIE @ 430
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:55 PM):
^^
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:55 PM):
...=.=
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:55 PM):
.......
[ʏ3 [[ shikiri says (9:55 PM):
I'm part of your SMP team, right? :]
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:55 PM):
stupid khooby go arrange on SAT LA WTF.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:56 PM):
sighs.
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:56 PM):
arent u all?
3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><> lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:56 PM):
i suddenly got this urge to drop wverything and on hamachi
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:56 PM):
...lol.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:56 PM):
\then play dota on.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:56 PM):
when
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:56 PM):
we're not screwed.
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:57 PM):
i tell ppl
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:57 PM):
theres more tolife than mugging
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:57 PM):
then wonder hu is mugging
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:57 PM):
lol.
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:57 PM):
k g ng to print my notes
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:57 PM):
gd luck for our screwed lies
lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 says (9:58 PM):
lives*
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:58 PM):
lol.

lέ ۳έﺔΰέїm d'âmέs- - -静静地望着你那白色的风车- - - 魂のレクイエム- - -我们都变了。。。- - -靈魂的安魂曲 has left the conversation.

hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:58 PM):
good luck guys.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:58 PM):
disperse,
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:58 PM):
pray
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:58 PM):
and work till 3am.
hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. says (9:58 PM):
go. (:

hauntho.//It's been a very depressing Chinese New Year, yes. has left the conversation.

3N14 {*SINE - 1} Tests, tests and more Right Words...><><><>< says (10:01 PM):
argh, i still dont understand half of the history stuff. x.x

2007-02-20T16:35:00.001+08:00

to hell with friends

Damn

2007-02-20T13:09:00.001+08:00

i feel so fked up. i hate yu xuan, i hate zhicong. i gt shit ringgits for red packet money, i gt tons of work to do. for the first time in sec 3, i wanna cry

Theories

2007-02-16T22:02:00.000+08:00

uhm. my own views on bing's theories

1. entertainment
screw this. no one needs this. waste of time, meaningless.

which leaves us with love, friends and studies.
to me, love and friends are sort of meshed together. maybe someday i'll talk about cao's theory of bgr (which i sorta agree with). basically, i think they belong together.

bing's great hypothesis is that most ppl can only have 2 out of 4, entertainment, love, friends and studies.

zomg lets do hrp for this. anyhow, MY philosophy.

Individual entertainment
Social entertainment
Non-entertainment

dats wad our lives made of. individual entertainment is by far the most useless. it includes playing com games, and wanking. though playing com games could be social entertainment.

social entertainment would be friends, love, maybe team games like soccer.

non-entertainment. stuff like mugging.

basically now i gg. bing heng is mistaken by saying i've got studies and friends. but i dun put in much effort in studies. i'm msning the whole time, and when ppl i talk on msn arent online, i dun do work either. no mood.

ok i decided the day i talk abt cao's theory is today. basically, she said that there is no way there can be only "friendship" between two people of different sexes. she thinks that any friendship of this sort is love.

which brings to mind wad i thought long time ago. wad is parental love? wad is love for your partner, love for your relatives, love for your friends? to me, love isnt categorised this way. love isnt categorised by your blood relation. which is why some ppl love their family more (think sam) while others love their friends (think every1 else).

or maybe, love cant be categorised AT ALL. which is why men have sex with everybody. love can change in intensity at different times.

woah. maybe shaun gets inspiration for his hrp.

and talking about hrp, go watch gangster 15!

in response

2007-02-11T12:19:00.002+08:00

eh everyone's talking about nothingness. even kai li on his msn nick. wth.
second (or third?) attempt to write on this blog. write, not literally. as in, well being intelligent. or trying to, at least.

Nothingness is tranquil, filled by a soothing silence, it is aromatherapy, with the aroma gone but the therapy still lingering. It is clean and pure, rid of evil and sins, and meditates calmness. It is a soft white blanket, caressing our hearts. But sometimes, it tickles our eyes, it blurs our vision; and then we are pulled away from the colours of the world, and plunged into the spectral black of nothingness.

It is a tear in space, but it's not a vacuum, for nothingness throws out, than sucks in; it rips apart consciousness and mashes emotions, into confusion, and then pandemonium usurps the throne, and all is eternal doom.

lol i noe i suck. but i'm expert of nothingness ok. as shown in my title of my blog. so go continue on your philosophy in the bedroom, dun rob my expertise.

fk blogger, or fk my com

2007-02-11T11:37:00.000+08:00

dunno wth is happening. but now editing source code is so screwy.

anw, class blog is now up at coswepwnyou.blogspot.com . formatting is still being changed, but it is more or less running. gimme ur emails if u want to be one of the authors

2007-02-07T18:42:00.000+08:00

Winning le lar. Not wasted 30 marks in AMC-10.
Yeah gloat over dat man.

Today unscrewed sia. She handle the whole thing so perfectly lor. She tries to follow Mario but fails like shit. Come on lar treat us like idiots. The little kids dun understand wad u r doing but we seniors do. Stop giving us this shit.

this-shit=anagram lol

damn fei lar. start off by scolding 4o. den kia wee rocked! for the first time!
"i think it is rather shallow of us to be blaming people."
den she say, yah i agree we shdnt be doing this.
PLS LAR!! we not so bloody idiotic ok.
"i clear the newspapers so emptying the wastepaper bin is not my responsibility" Chair of 4O
"if u have no responsibility dun call urself a chairman! why dun u call urself a newspaper boy" MR quek
PLS LAR. i noe u debate very pro lar. make wonderful speeches lar. but today u all go announce the results of some debate comp to the school, i told ben and huang ji cfm 2nd wan lor. why? cos u phail in life. never ever first.
pls think more lar. cmon why dun u do my homework for me. dun u realise dat it is ur duty as a teacher to educate me? same reasoning lar. everyone has a part to do. why dun u clean up the school lor. u no responsibility for the school ah?
"we impose rules and punishment to govern the selfish people" teh great qu3k again
"yes i agree" the great SHE
-after 10 minutes
"yes i agree. we should not be imposing punishments"
WL. we not dat dumb ok?
"oh we dun have much time left, but i want to say something......................oh sorry no time le. sorry we cannot have comments anymore"
u scared Jon lee say lar. why dun u ask him sit first den say ur stuff. why u muz say first den later "aiyioh no time le". PUHLEEEEASSE.

and She's getting damn arrogant, and she making tons of sweeping statements. like:
"why dun u read my emb?(i read in the first place) u noe its the equivalent of giving me two tight slaps?"
yeah rite. den if i read every emb of yours, can i give u 2 slaps each?
why dun i say, u noe u r killing me wif ur saliva?
and "u look like u've been sleeping for very long"
u look like a bitch in every aspect to me.

and she has that stupid english accent, which is neither here nor there. atlantis accent lar. go and die.

Randomness

2007-02-06T20:24:00.000+08:00

I should have stuff to blog about, but i can't remember. Typical Hwa Chongian memory.
I feel so accomplised, having found the novel way of reminding myself of what to do on a notepad.

haiz. random quote from random ppl:

"and so much money is put into N.K.F., which has now been a replacement for F.U.C.K."

"NYGH says that they may not have enough trainers but WHO CARES? They're not hot anyway. SCGS is quite keen though. But so we will have to put in more HCI trainers, then we will have a different kind of threesome"

wun be talking about ascension and Old Man.

Half of term 1

2007-02-02T21:01:00.000+08:00

half a term gone past le. im still struggling thru by procrastinating physics.

today's panel discussion was fantastic! huang ji roxors.

blah. there's nothing much to say lor. PE was rather screwed as well, i ran 2 rounds den cannot run le. so i ended up walking 2 rounds, jogging 2 rounds, and sprinting 2 rounds. 13.39, still ok, but im getting worse le.

chinese debate was more or less shit.

chinese chess, we obviously dio the china visitors. and i played lam. i think lam is good, not as bad as i think he was. maybe he's been training wif chinghun.

im absolutely turned off by chinghun. worst junior lor. he likes to show off/act pro yuxuanesquely, meaning he fails like shit. den he keeps trying to grab the soccer ball away from me today. wif brute force. which obviously pissed me off and u noe i dun like being pissed off. its not that im biased against him, but his attitude sux, to the extent that my contemn is instinctive.

haiz to HENRY LOW! lol. we played soccer after training today. basically, 4 sec 3s vs 6 sec1/2/4s, den 5 v 6, den 5 v 7, den 5 v 8. but because of the great ballerina, the sec3s led 6-0!!

den i ran upfield. and in the space of 1 minute, they let in 2 goals.
so i ran back keep. clean sheet, end 6-2.

henry low is fking gay lor. 2.4km champion at 9 minutes 49 seconds. his soccer playing style will put wilfred and andre to shame lor. once he lose the ball he grab shirt, push, kick leg, wadeva. not to mention shouting "ta1 ma1 de4! ta1 ma1 de4!". and he is still waiting for his chaptehs from tay siang hock. tay siang hock told him dat if he won champion den he will give him 10 chaptehs.

now, TSH claims dat ppl stole his chaptehs lol. say ppl who went overseas wif him went he bought the chaptehs stole them. for goodness sake, LOL.

and the best news is:
V'TINES DAE XCOUNTRY CANCELED/POSTPONED!

but on the other hand, we gt swimming for pe, lmao. bing and zacky watch out.

commitment list:
CIP 730 to 12 saturday
arena 1245 to ???
10. english comprehension
english mpp presentation
8. english mpp proposal
chinese debate
6. chinese worksheet
1. maths overdue assignment
7. tuesday amc-10 (nth to do abt this)
2. bio prac
12. bio ace
3. physics overdue assignment
4. physics assignment
5. history essay
13. csc essay
11. friday lit presentation
9. hp brochure

Procrastinate

shao =.="

EXAMS:
6/2 Chinese
7/2 Bio
9/2 Chem
12/2 Physics
13/2 Geog
15/2 English
21/2 Hist
22/2 Lit

Pissed, Fked, Messed, Screwed up life

2007-01-29T20:53:00.000+08:00

I'm supposed to cheer up. haiz. everything is suddenly so dead.

--edit--
now bing dun like wad i said dunno wads his problem.

and tell vanessa to quit softball lar. hair so screw. even mine oso not as scr00d.

whoosh

2007-01-29T18:14:00.000+08:00

@cumura: i love zhaoxing? wtf

since dats the case, lets dedicate a poem to zhaoxingbaoxing.

"O Zhao Xing! My Bao Xing! our fearful trip is done
The balsa has weather'd every weight, the prize we sought is won;
The pork is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady bastille, the structure grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my overweight Captain lies,
Fallen flat on his face."

see im so poetic. anw im dying le lol. after finishing cap, i took up OM. oh yes. but nvm i hope my group members will be very hardworking then i can do my other work. but taking a look at my team members:

Ryan
Huang Ji
Zhaoxing
Wilford
Lam

so i guess we win liao lar. nt forgetting yuxuan who wants to join.

Public Statements

2007-01-28T22:55:00.000+08:00

Wow my 5th post in one day! i think.

Public Statement:
My client, Julian Ass, would like to dismiss all rumours about his private life. He suspects that it is a prank by his teammates and hopes that the media would not take it seriously. He does admit though, that he has broken up with Ryan as he is disappointed by Ryan's lacklustre attempt to join the HP class. He is now deeply in love with Hubert Han and does not want rumours to rock his relationship.

like lol wad crap. it still doesnt sound proper, who da hell will say like dat? nvm i'll continue training.

CAP Conclusion

2007-01-28T22:48:00.002+08:00

Finally completed my CAP portfolio for final submission tmr!

Haiz it was terribly tiring, at least for me, to do my CAP portfolio.

A half completed work, that I did not, well, complete. Maybe I'll try to do so at a later date.

Love
Is a delicate dove
Perched on the hand
Within our grasp
Yet slippery from our hold

Grab it tight
And it would suffocate and die
Hold it loose
And away it would fly

But only a fine line separates love and hate
And my heart’s a pendulum rocking to and fro

love
spins the world into a mess

Delicate
Fabricate
Intricate

My heart is
Hammering painfully at the walls of my chest
Walls of confinement
Walls of solitude

Bittersweet memories
Salty tears at the tip of my tongue
Sour
A mosquito sting on the heart

Double Blah

2007-01-28T21:16:00.000+08:00

Gah i dun bother editing my post anymore, edited my previous post at least 5 times le.

Anw, accomplishments

1. 1st for CC
2. Only HCI grp to have a unique topic
3. Having 3 practicals uncompleted
4. Still being alive

Im like GG still blogging when im supposed to rush my cap. im so tired already, slept at least 12 hours today. yesterday on mrt my legs buckled 4 times while i was trying to sleep and stand up at the same time, before i managed to get a seat, den bump into the guy next to me 2 times.

Blah

2007-01-28T17:49:00.000+08:00

Just continuation of stuff about yesterday. But first, let us pray for the Nan Qiao guy who lost to Henry Low.

Gah, anyway, Ning Yu is so sad sad sad saddiiee. Missed out on so much fun. But I wun be talking much about it here since non CC ppl wun understand.

Just an excerpt anw from Henry after his game.
你看！这个图是考天才的！进球了！凶手是谁？凶手是这只马！但是这只马被两只炮压到啊啊叫，怎么样出来呢？你听道那只马在跟你说话吗，它说它要出来！我在这里就一见未来了！来，写一个 “图” 字！要让这只马跳出来，就要弃那另外一个马！马这么多要作什么？给我写一个感叹号！

Yesterday was damn lucky. We won 1st, buch score margin of 0.5 ponts. Then Singapore win Malaysia on penalties.

And cool, now NYGH gt Chinese Chess Club also lol. But its not that good lar, I mean winning one point out of seven is not that great. Especially when the one point is a walkover. But they are young, prolly sec 1. And chio. lol.

Quote from KC, on the difference between lust and sexual immorality: Lust is when u see a girl lying naked on your bed and you want to just jump on and do it, while sexual immorality is when you sit in a corner planning on how to get a girl.

Does the second part sound familiar? Hmm zachary? And my supposed Battleplan D failed cause Xinmin didn't participate in the NYPCC competition.

and also lol saw eng shou jian at MPP. though i thought his grp presentation was downrite shitty.

NYP Chinese Chess

2007-01-27T21:33:00.000+08:00

NYP is just some institute that produces great steamy films on handphones, but besides that, it also holds a chinese chess competition (and weiqi).

MUAHAHA! HCI double champs for 2 consecutive year, aka whole of the competitions history.

Ningyu slack at home lor today zzz.

Team A 1st
Team B 8th
Team C 10th(?)

out of 64 teams so the result was real good.

now, about

TEH WRATH OF GREEN TEA!!!

Henry Low, which some of u noe, break tons of record today.
Played 7
Red 1
Black 6
Won 7!!!

like zomgwtf. break all the seniors' personal records, break every shit, man. 6 games in black somemore! PING FENG MA OWNS UR ASS!

The secret to success? Green Tea!

Green Tea has been tried and tested. Henry drank one pack of green tea every match and he won all of them. Last match he won damn tycho.

Besides Tay Siang Hock also always bring green tea to class. when he play halfway, he'll ask a sec 2 to go and buy another one for him.

so...GREEN TEA ROX!

and henry claims his pee is green...

clara plox.

2007-01-25T22:06:00.000+08:00

"if.. you see her, she's chio. she's your friend's, she's ugly. if she's yours you're blinded. the zack-and-clara theory. "

new theory. abt zack and clara. aiyah now zack pushing all the attention to me liao lar. dun try to run lah cute boy boy, u were the one who went crazy over clara.

but u phailz man.

from zack's blog. grr, ff screws the formatting

"3N Class Bonding comes in 2 different forms.

1) "Bonding" Bonding
Venue: 3N Bonding Area aka 3N Classroom
Time: Before assembly, recess
People Involved: Me, me, me.

No, I don't bond myself, but its become a class habit to bond me, yes me everyday at least once. And it ain't fun people.

2) Proper Bonding
While 2N has taken up a CIP project, 3N takes up a different project. Apparently, calling a girl "chio" can become a class project too. So cool right? "Chasing C____" has officially turned into a class event, or class project. Just because I said she was "chio" doesn't mean I 1. like her, 2. have a crush on her, 3. want to ask her out, or 4. love at first sight. It isn't love at first sight please, I dont even know her, how can you love at first sight a poster?
Back to the class project. The CC Project can be divided into 4 major parts.
1. Concept
2. Research
3. Methodology
4. Thesis

Concept: The original concept was that she was the most chio of all the Arena girls, and I said that. Our dear friends from 3N, aka Hubert Han, who coincidentally and unfortunately happen to know her, interpretes it differently. So, it became that I have a crush on her. Which is not true, although I wouldn't mind knowing her. And as 3N is such a caring class, my problem becomes 3N's problem. Then CC turns into a class project and thus - tada - we have people splitting up and doing work. Now, we have a list of people who like her. Julian, Daniel, Huang Ji and Yuxuan. There you go.

Research: As our class is efficient, we have already split up and people are for once, taking the initiative - finding out more about her. Here comes Hubert, with all the contacts (that I rejected. I'm not despo), then Julian, then Huang Ji with her blog. =.= Class spirit. Helping one another. I'll be sure to repay the kindness when you guys have a rumour. YEAH RIGHT. I'm not so kaypoh.

Methodology: Methodology is split into Battleplan A and B respectively. Battleplan A is by Bing, B by me. Decide for yourself which one is better. I sure mine is. XD
Battleplan A. Bing's idea:
1) Get her msn, which Hubert already gave me, and I don't intend to add it (Julian does though)
2) Bug her for 1/2 month
3) Ask her out after the 1/2 month (by challenging her to a bet apparently.)
*Method has been tried out twice (by Mr Lew, worked once, failed once.) I'm surprised by the success rate though, considering Bing's eligibility.
Battleplan B. My idea:
1) Pray - for Hwa Chong to get to Arena finals
2) Go support (all ex-contestants will probably be there aka HER)
3) Approach (Hubert's job. During reception or something)
4) Interact (simple - charm.)
*Method not tried out before, based on circumstances.
*BE FLEXIBLE.
-Decide which one is better yourself, quite obvious.

Thesis:
"if...you see her, she's chio. she's your friend's, she's ugly. if she's yours you're blinded. the SHIT theory"
Also known as the zack-c____ theory, but I prefer to know it as the SHIT theory. And no, zack-c____ is not equal to SHIT. =.= Kindly started by Bing Heng, carried on by Hubert. Go find out what it means.

Points to Note:
*No use watching Arena, next week match is Kuo Chuan vs Xin Min. She's a reserve, I heard.
*NO, I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON HER."

lets talk abt the 2 battleplans. battleplan a is quite good, cos it is effective. but u wasted one chance lar. if u were earlier, you could tell her

1. if u win ur next arena round, treat me to lunch
2. if u lose, i'll treat u to lunch to console u

but either way u treat her. but since u dunno her much anw, it prolly wun work. now to battleplan b.

u've gt 50% chance dat hci will get to finals. so dis probably ur best chance. unless the great julian thinks of sth for u.

Dartboard

2007-01-25T19:53:00.000+08:00

Due to the excessive damage done to Clara's and Deborah's faces with staplers, the class would like to push for the following welfare initiative.

The class would like the Arena poster to be converted to a dartboard so that students can vent their frustrations, learn to concentrate and focus, as well as learn a new skill.

This will benefit the students and will let them 过健康的生活.

Thank you

Julian am-and-oh-pee-kill-are-ass-TEE-you
Unofficial and self-appointed
Spokesperson of 3n07 Football Club

2007-01-23T17:22:00.000+08:00

No inspiration again.

Lamston University of Macedonia is now officially opened. Students are expected to take the following courses as compulsary subjects: Ninglish, JulBallerism, Counselling, and Football Managing.

The school also includes other courses, such as Lamming. The school is currently creating a new course, called Handphone SMSing, but is trying to hire Bing, HJ and Dan for teachers. Another consideration is PMSing, which will be taught by the great ballerina. Gh3y dressing will also be available, and probably be taught by potty if ballerina is too busy with too many subjects.

ok dat was crap.

Public apology
My client, Julian Ass, would like to apologise to club mates Zachary Lim Shi Jie and Lew Bing Heng for intrusion of privacy. He has realised that he has been extremely disrespectful to their rights and fiancees. He has paid the club a fine of 10 million lam dollars, and is embarking on a community service project by spreading AIDS in Africa.
- Football Agent 007

Public Statement
My agent has been an incredible dumbass and I have fired him. I am trying to spread awareness of AIDS, not AIDS itself.
- Juian

more crap
i'll talk abt soccer today later. lol simply hilarious. pity no video

CAPCAPCAP

2007-01-22T20:38:00.000+08:00

gah. kc said be more subtle less direct. now 100% of the ppl dunno wad im writing abt.

tell me wad u think at the tagboard.

Current guesses:
Nicholas - Hari Raya
Ryan - Zhaoxing invasion
Shaun - Darkness of night

edit: zomg i love yiyong!

i think i was trying to incorporate terrorism in as well so it sort of screwed up. rain being metaphorical for terrorism

A silky black muslin cloth slithers across the lands
Sweeps the lands clean – of life.

Mud-washed pot-bellied beasts are drifting high above
And rumbling with hunger – for destruction.

Blankets of blood drip from the beasts
Peppering and stinging the ground.

People are jumping on their toes
Rushing for refuge
Away from the beasts

A yellow finger pokes through the cloth
Downwards, and prods a tree,
And rips its life away.

The teeter-tottering splint
Falls and disappears into the dark reign.

And now the world is a deathly silence.
All life is lost.
Everyone is hiding indoors
And telling their children that nothing’s happening.
Hush.

Their efforts were drained so they hid away
To come again another day.

Work left

2007-01-21T00:16:00.000+08:00

CAP by Wednesday - maybe procrastinate
MPP by Monday
HRP thesis by Monday - procrastinate
article for 7th humanz seminar
history essay - procrastinate
bio prac - copy
physics prac
chem w/s
last year's projects day certificate
YDSP testimonial
strengthquest email
Arena Saturday 12 to 5
Taman Jurong SLC Sunday 9 to 12 - get done sooner or later

Good news:
Chelsea lost 2-0
Got into SMP

shall discuss arena when i have time.

inspirationless

2007-01-19T19:55:00.000+08:00

no inspiration for mpp, cap nor hrp. so shall crap here.

today teyah win lar. call me out wid some other ppl. den say we nv reply emb message. and den say my fault, dat i juz go in click and go out, dun bother to read properly. so i say i dun remember such a message.

now i go archives read i remember le. but she winner wad. i ask her wad its abt she say dun tell me go read myself. win wad dun tell me how am i supposed to remember. this week gt at least 50 messages and i also gt tons of stuff to do leh. how to remember dat shit.

pls lar waddahell strengthquest. who gives a damn man. dat thing is so bloody retarded.

StrengthsQuest provides students with a talent assessment that allows them to discover their top five themes of talent and learn to develop strengths.

nbcbffasscrack. pls lar im not an yuxuan for qoodness sake i dunnid a scammer company to tell me where my strengths and weaknesses lie. i do use my brain and think about myself. how the hell is a company named gallup supposed to help me? besides its at $30. dats enuff to keep a belinda without R, or to get a day-long date. so why waste money on this shit?

Deadlines

2007-01-19T19:47:00.000+08:00

Too many commitments, hardly any time to post.

CAP by Wednesday
MPP by Monday
HRP thesis by Monday (hopefully by tmr)

plus ExCo of Taman Jurong SLC. and maybe something else.

win liao wad.

edit: now add article for 7th humanz seminar
and history essay
and bio pract
and physics prac
and chem w/s

edit2: last year's projects day certificate
strengthquest email

WINNER

Crap

2007-01-17T21:34:00.000+08:00

No time to post these days, chionging cap.

Basically, KC niao me again today, i feel shuang. Then Chinese Chess niao me put me in Team A. Reserve. I even more shuang liao

Boo you screech

2007-01-15T17:20:00.000+08:00

I was going to post loads of stuff, but now i dun bother. Basically, my life today was SCREWED UP. Somehow I can't turn this into writing. But maybe I'll make a blog skin.

SCREW SCREW SCREW. Almost everybody is pissed with me.

Only good things that happened today was 1. 4 goals, 2. insane chemistry. but the 4 goals werent dat great, cos i was the only camper. so kudos to andre, zack and no hj.

chemistry. wow. now the electrons crazy le. teleport here teleport there. and even if u find an electron, its only 90% dere. so every 10 places where there is an electron, one will mysteriously disappear.

WINWINWIN.

gah screw. today potty blamed me for the berlinda thing but it was bing who started it. during maths, when blee wanted to swap kia wee or andre's seat, kia wee said, "Dun move me next to Julian, he will die." KC's not too happy with me either.

its hellish to read those singapore law thingy for mpp. den still gt history essay.

recess lost to mainers 1-0. they were playing 13 men to 7. haiz not bad, but all my shots lack power. i had one nice shot, high power also, but went wide off the post.

i dunno whether wan to do cap. or whether i can even make it in. grrr.

and my jacket is so ghey. sleeves so thin. but only gd thing is dat my palms dun get cold becos the sleeves are cold. gah i dun care. now i win zachary. now i gt the gheyest jacket. ballet jacket. daniel asked me to buy a diadora wan. i see how lar.

my hair is also screwed. finally gt my fringe up today, but the back looks very messy.

O<

all my creativity today is expressed in that tiny diagram on top. its abstract art. guess wad it is at my tagboard.

its just an even messier life.

CAP

2007-01-14T20:28:00.000+08:00

Gah. I gave up CAP.

Anyhow, here is my first essay. NO COPYING. Pls comment. And maybe i'll write more next time.
Or you could refer to this for inspiration, if u r still chionging CAP.

-removed-
tio niao by smileyboi a bit shuang wad. and maybe i'll be doing cap.

The importance of R

2007-01-14T12:30:00.000+08:00

the word "style" has serveral uses
sam's msn nick. lets not take in consideration his poor command of english.
but one can see dat there is an extra R. but this is not only displayed amongst ppl like sam. its also prevalent in geniuses in 3n.

On the topic of class tee
Bing: AND we can always go bloody make a 4n08 if need be.
Zack: zzz waste money lah. u dam rich lorh. i got presents to maintain.
Bing: Lol and a Belinda too.
Daniel: lawlz... its only maximus 30 bucks a year wad... ur gf take how much? 100 bucks a month? expensive gal..
Me: its spelled berlinda. with an r.
Dan: oh... the r cost 70 bucks more a year? wow... i better change my name to draniel...

i think there's a logic problem but i dun care. anyhow, r is expensive.
r is also the most common consonant in the alphabet at 7.5809%. its usage is 38.64 times of q.

so r rox. and this has just been a spammy post by jurlian.

Shit

2007-01-13T12:43:00.000+08:00

really sorry i was having a mood swing.

End of Week 2

2007-01-13T11:53:00.000+08:00

Somehow, i've survived 2 weeks. Its ok if u compare it to, like, P6, but im missing the slacky sec 1 and 2 years. though there's a lot of homework this weekend, mostly due to my procrastination. and i cant write so i can only read the handouts and physics online lessons.

this weekend has started badly, i guess. i'm almost going to quarrel with hubert. i was saying why we should post outing information on class egrps, which he replied

"@julian: if u give a fk about how they view the class then ive nth to say."

i dunno wad he was thinking at that time, but i sure dun like ppl using "fk" on me. especially hubert. only bing will wan hubert to fk him. or maybe zack.

so i say
"well the fact is, hubert, if teachers dun like it, they will blame the cmc, chairman, welfare sec, monitor. seeing that u are none of the above, of course u dun care about them as long as they still have balls for u to grab. but since bing doesnt want, i have nothing to say anymore. juz dun be too selfish at times and think more and slightly deeper. since both of us have nothing to say anymore, lets get back on topic."

not very insulting, cos i intend to stop it. i've got too many stuff this weekend. but if he wants i can always take out some time to kick his ass. well but just in case, i've already thought of at least 3 things to argue back.

yesterday was rather shit as well. pe sure was fun. after height and weight measurement by the favourite pe teacher TanYX, we had fun training with uncle toh.

pumping position down
1
down
2
down
3
down
4
down
5
change leg raise position 6 inches, hold there 45 degrees hold there, 6, 45, 6 down. change pumping position
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
change leg raise position 6, 45, 6, 45, 6 down change pumping position
--by which time everyone is exhausted le. my arms already tire after the first 5 pumps le.
ok last pumping. we'll do 20 times ok?
no
down
1
oi not counted. havent come up already count 1. start from 0 again
1
not counted again. start from 0
--after 10 push ups,
ok now after u go down, hold for 5 second before coming up.
1 a thousand 2 a thousand 3 a thousand 4 a thousand 5 a thousand
okay now 7 seconds.
--and all those ppl who are doing chin-ups this year napfa juz stand outside and laugh. by now, i cant even move le.

then after the whole thing, i cant even stand up. the last few pumps i juz lie on the ground. so retarded lar. in the end huangji doing girls style. if we do girls wan i can probably do 50.

then today morning my arm joints all damn tired. cant write. but somehow i still can use com.

back to yesterday. still ok. until chinese chess.

"不要玩笔!"
obviously from tay siang hock. wad a good way to start my chinese chess lesson.
every 10 minutes,
哎呀，我记错了
cedric(aside): wah senile liao.

den later i had to play shijie. dat sec 2 maths pro, malaysian scholar, his newest "private tuition" student.
i thought he would be quite pro bah. at least 6 weeks nv play him le. and his psychoing is pro. but after 30 plus steps, i raped him.
den he want play another match, this time i red. after a while chinghun and samuel come help him. then ningyu run away. say he scared cos the coach scolding so he run lol. and after 10 minutes i slaughtered the 3 of them.

morale +5%
brain power -95%
so worth it man.

its juz another messed up life xD.

7th day

2007-01-11T20:04:00.000+08:00

Lol. Nothing much today. I fell down onto gravel road at 12.10pm. Win. Its the dirtiest and roughest surface in whole of man's history.

today kiawee gt scolded again by kc. for constant interruption. Every time KC talk halfway, Kia Wee interrupts with a question that is hardly on topic. New Sam.

Sooner or later the hyena Sam will also dio KC's wrath wan lar. Today KC niao him a bit, but nothing more. And KC seemed extremely pissed by SLim.

Nothing to talk abt. Talk about ankle socks lor. Lol. The school wants our socks to be 6 cm above the ankle. Not counting the Sec 1s, at least 80% of the school probably don't pass the grade. 6 cm is like one third the lower leg. The other 20% comprises of freaks like Sam at 15cm, or ppl like me scared caught. And I see no point lar really, why u all want wear so low. Not like people look liddat except for Chen and Jeff the Man. Not like one day KC will tell u your legs very sexy rite? Pointless lar.

Now Ningyu and Eening speaking twitspeak liao worhxx. I dunnoesx the properx forsmatxx buts i can triess. Eening and Ningyu. Lol. Eeningyuningeeningyu.

And now Chinese Chess rather popular siah. Yesterday trial I almost dio pwn by 2 Aitong peeps. And they are not even in their school team, and are 2 years younger. I=win. And i haven't even play the Aitong champion yet. He is confirmed in the club le. Yesterday gt 30 ppl. So i asked the captain let all of them in, then appeal to SungKK to use auditorium for training lol.

As always, I shall quote more ppl.
Ningyu: "3. BREED AND BARNS CAN BE BROUGHT TO CLASS. =D Jeff lim told this to us directly. You can bring your breed and barns into class! no ryes though =X"

6th Day

2007-01-10T19:30:00.000+08:00

lol 6th day le.

and lol now our class gt new fad. 1, wearing jackets. lol we wear jackets so we can hang out our shirts, then zip up if the jacket long enuff, den teachers cannot see dat we hanging out our shirts. and its now quite easy for the teacher to see who's smsing if they know how we do it. im trying to adopt that sitting posture so dat when the time comes when i need to send sms, i can do it without suspicion. gt once BLee actually sent me sms while I'm in class. abt smpf. wanted to reply him but i not dat stupid so had to wait until recess.

who's the 7 ppl smsing dat bing says? bing, hj, dai, wilf, who else?

Basically, history = win! Brian Docherty damn hard to understand. Scottish accent + so soft. and lol today there was the word facade Brian Docherty asks us whether we know the word and only Kia Wee replied yes so loudly that everyone was looking at him, want to laugh, but cannot laugh.

and like zomg! i juz realised 水调歌头 is the 明月几时有？把酒问青天。不知天上宫阙，今夕是何年。我欲乘风归去，又恐琼楼玉宇，高处不胜寒, 起舞弄清影，何似在人间。

　　转朱阁，抵绮户，照无眠。不应有恨，何事偏向别时圆。人有悲欢离合，月有阴晴圆缺，此事古难全。但愿人长久，千里共婵娟。

zomg nv knew it was this. no wonder i thought it was familiar. nv knew dat it was song4 ci2.

even funnier, other ppl edit the thing to become,

其一
　　
　　女友几时有，把酒问舍友。不知隔壁姑娘，可有男朋友？我欲凿墙看去，又恐墙壁太厚，疼坏我的手。
　　
　　改用偷窥镜，屋里人已走。
　　
　　转楼梯，低头看，那某某。
　　
　　果不单身，她正挎着俊男肘。
　　
　　人有悲欢离合，月有阴晴圆缺，此事古来有。
　　
　　但愿没多久，他俩就分手！
　　
　　其二
　　
　　女友几时有，把酒问青天。
　　
　　不知告别单身，要等多少年？
　　
　　我欲出家而去，又恐思念美女，空门不胜寒。
　　
　　起舞影为伴，寂寞在人间。
　　
　　追女孩，妄相思，夜难眠。
　　
　　不应有恨，何时才能把梦圆。
　　
　　男有高矮胖瘦，女有黑白美丑，此事古难全。
　　
　　但愿人长久，光棍不再有！

i haven't been posting these few days cos i thought that if i post in lower frequency, my posts would be longer. but nope, cos i forgot wad happened in the last 3 days le.

Lol, andai and i must now post twice a week to get into active blogs list. lol. go andai!

These 2 days soccer r0x0rs. Goal tally, Monday 4/8, Tuesday 0/0, Wednesday 2/7. First number is the number of goals i score, second number is number of goals the team score when i'm on. i think its rather good, especially for a defender. daniel niao me like siao now lar.

"lawlz... yea... we better watch out... though i dunno for wad... flying balls? or bird shit? street court there got lots of trees sure got birds... anyway, we have discovered a new talent... julian is exceptionally talented in faking shots and dummying passes... he puts in so much effort it actually looks real... fools me all the time..."

"he's the new generation of players... incoporating ballet and soccer... can shoot facing backwards and with a graceful jump... with those white shoes i tot he was a swan... XD wad happened to ur shoes?"

from bing, not as niao: "Swam roflmfao. Julian is teh hidden talent. He can jump, kick, try to score, misaim, scare people, talk back, spit while talking, look really effed up, block ramshots, and best of all can talk on phone to make enemy die laughing."

lol and im not the "the new generation of players... incoporating ballet and soccer" lar. Ryan incorporates, erm, yoga? Ryan ballet better than me lar. Bing is all flying kungfu kick.

nowadays WE PWNT IS. IS so noob lar, yesterday we win them 2-0, today we win 4-0, lose 3-4, aggregate 9-4. i scored 2 out of 9. but today they quite nice to us though.

Anw, from bing's blog:
"HCIS WE <3

Idiots.
In my dreams la. In my opinion, I have come out with HCIS awards.

Most cunning IS student: The guy with blue-rimmed specs with loads of acme on his face. He is super cunning cause he pretend to be very nice but actually is very evil. He will ask for the SSC very sweetly and if you refuse, he still be quite sweet and challenge you to a match and cause people will think he turn over a new leaf then they challenge for fun but when he lose he become the bloodyfaggot he is supposed to be.

Most pretend-gangster IS student: The guy with one side of his long pants rolled up (like my grandmother) and who eventually smartie to take off shoes and play in socks. He is very good at wanting to start a fight. When the score is 1-0, 2n06 fans cheer, want pick fight. I kick his stupid naked toe by accident, want pick fight. Fall on him, pick fight. Stare, pick fight.

Most Iraq-looking IS student: The idiot who looks like he comes from Iraq. Got funny funny accent, want to call teacher come help him take the soccer court. He just looks like he comes from Iraq cause the two people beside him look as weird as Uday and Qusay.Plus he don't look Korean anyway.

Most innocent-looking sotong-kia IS student: The fat boy. Whole day kena bully by his friends. Then he got these fat cheeks and the small glasses and look so uber blur, he can't even find the exit of the Street Soccer Court.

Most pretty IS student: The one who looks like 5 guys. Cause everywhere she goes, she is surrounded by 5 guys. Simple theory. 5 Korean looking guys, so we assume she is Korean. 5 Not so tall guys, so she must be quite short to be blocked.

If one more time IS want to fight in soccer, we make sure we play a 5 goal match, make it 5-0 and make them eat shit on the "Court MADE for International School". In other words, home ground =)"

oh and andai, quoting ppl really lengthens your post.
and i've juz forgotten about caps in front of every sentence, but i dun care le. at least i have appropriate punctuation.

Weekend Two

2007-01-07T17:17:00.000+08:00

Just using this to fill up some things I forgot.

Firstly, Chinese rocks. 辩论，武侠小说，孙子兵法。 All 3 leetpwnage.

And i just remembered another of KC's spasticism.

Commonwealth topic
3. "We did not weave the web of life. We are merely a strand in it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves" (attributed to Chief Seattle).

KC: Chief Seattle went around a place in America. Which place was that?
Class: Seattle.
KC: You must be gifted!
=.=''''''''''

Weekend

2007-01-06T18:10:00.000+08:00

Gah. Mugging Maths report.

SLim is teh leet genius.

SMB message title: Re: Melbourne Unversity Sabbatical Briefing 17 Jan 2007 LT3 10am.

Attention all Sec 3 students,
All those who have indicated interest or still unsure of whether to
attend the above Sababtical are to meet me at LT3 on Monday
10.00am. Ps don't waste time so that you can have a bite.

Can one represenative from HP 3B (like Hao Jie), HP3F (Max) , HP3J.
Kaleb Iswara , HP 3L (Zech) & HP 3N (jai Jun)to get the
information sheet from me at the High School Reception/Staff room
level 1 immediately after the assembly? ps distribute them to your
HP class. Must get from me and distribute by 8am.
Like wtf.

1. When is the representative supposed to get the information sheet
(which assembly)? (from JKun.)

2. Who is the "Jai Jun" from 3N? (from JKun.)

3. Is the briefing this coming Monday or 17 Jan (Wednesday)? Or both or something?(from JKun.)

4. Which selfish b4st4rd rule of HCI states that teachers can pick appointment times during the student's break time, just because teachers have a different timing?

Answers from Hubert

1. his assembly means flag raising, i believe.
2. must be his imagination.
3. should be monday. his calendar muz be screwed up. wednesday we have assembly. how to go? he's smarter than that. i think.

It's really no wonder why he is in ProEd instead of iSpark.

This website is damn cool. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/leet.php. It converts English to l33t.
£1|{3 £0£, £337$p34|{ 7®4|\|$£470® 47 |-|77p://\/\/\/\/\/\/.4£ß1|\|0ß£4(|{$|-|33p.(0|\/|/73)(7/£337.p|-|p.

Third Day

2007-01-05T20:08:00.000+08:00

Today was average. Shaun was sick so Nicholas moved to his seat right next to me. Then Xuan Cheng changed to another class, so seating arrangement changed. Then Nicholas moved Shaun's table to where Xuan Cheng once was, and Jia Kun came to the spot beside me. And also

WOOT! INDEX NO. CHANGED FROM 19 TO 18!!!

18 reminds me of Ning Yu. I think his hair is damn nice, first time I see him leaving it long. He looks punky now though. But still with a pretty face.

Lessons were ok, but I really crapped out the Chinese essay. And second good news is

PINK FILES!

Lol, we got pink files for both Chemistry and Biology. JLoh and LeeFY lol.

Kia Wee really got owned by KevinC today. Then I think JLoh also scolded him or something. I cannot remember how KC owned him but i can remember what he said yesterday.

Kia Wee: *Mutters some crap*
KC: What are you mumbling about? When u speak, either speak out loud or keep quiet.
Kia Wee: *Stunned* Yes
KC: So which is it?
Kia Wee: *Still stunning*
KC: Good. So keep quiet.

erm somewhere along the lines.

Today trial sec 1s Chinese Chess. Ok, not bad, but mainly just for moral boosts.

Wednesday: Reached home at 1700
Thursday: Reached home at 1745
Friday: Reached home at 1900
T.T reaching home later and later.

And now must mug maths report.

Second Day

2007-01-04T22:19:00.000+08:00

Similarly screwed. No time to post will edit this later.

And seriously, if you have to hand in a 1000 word Chinese essay, a 800 word English essay, and a Maths report of at most 30 pages tomorrow, it will be a wonder you can blog. Not to mention that you may already die from shock from receiving news that you are KC's new english rep.

I'm so stressed.

And oh I scored a goal today!

edit: And oh I forgot Kia Wee! Oh the horror of sitting behind him. But Nicholas worse right next beside him. Kia Wee is L13K L4L 50 5R3VV3D |_|P.

edit2: Today was more or less screwed up. Kia Wee was like bloody irritating, and kept saying something like the sun is going to set in a few hours or some shit. Daniel says its what he thinks is a cool way to say that the teacher/class is wasting time. He's really damn lame and wth must he do this? Like what's wrong with the teacher crapping around? As long as the teacher completes what should be completed can liao wad. So KC was quite pissed off with him. Now i really can't think of anymore to post because I forgot what happened le.

First day

2007-01-03T18:27:00.000+08:00

Dun bother reading my 2 previous posts. Juz crap.

First day of school. Totally sucked.

From Balls, the ever eloquent and powderful Chinese, " Today was kind of fucked up wasn't it?
I need more than 1 translater so the translaters can take turns sleeping."

CaoJW was plain boring lar. I couldn't stand her. Talk in Chinese some more. Dun we just love our FT?

And wow, I'm stuck with Kia Wee and the legendary Shaun Tho Wen Jie. So screwed up. Anyway, our class rules are,

1. 认真值日
2. Do not talk too much during lessons.
3. Do not get caught when commiting offences.
4. Respect the teacher when he/she deserves it.

The first rule by CaoJW. Obviously. The rest by us. But she never realise anything wrong cause she understand no English.

Screwed up soccer today. Got a few shots on target, but no goal. Gah. I got an open goal but then I blasted it over and out of the court. Then keep getting niao by siangsiang.

And talking about Daniel, I saw him today at KAP though.

SLim even more screwed lah. Which genius will set a briefing to start at 1.30pm, same time as our dismissal? Wah and his entire briefing was virtually crap lar. So I no lunch until 3pm. Then 3pm, Lester tell me got Taman-Jurong SLC meeting. GG. Until 4, then couldn't find a place to eat le. EZlink card left $0.20, can only take one bus ride. UnGGBGWeeGLamG.

Chelsea draw. Yay. That's about the best and only good thing that happened today.

I'm looking forward to this Friday. EP3 trials and orientation. Then all the new Sec 1s free frag.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOMMM

More crap

2007-01-02T20:15:00.000+08:00

gah more crap. havent done anything yet this hols, unless u count 3 and a half pages of cap. and i don't really care, cos supposedly, nobody else in 3n has bothered to start on cap. i'm banking on cap and yawp for 15 lit ace. next year gd gt kc. cos i havent bought my lit books and he's probably the slackest lit teacher. and he didnt really give us much ace did he?

but i doubt hubert havent started cap yet lar. i thought he very guai wan. or maybe he spending too much time finding a disciple. juz get the chicken lar.

gah i feel so sad ryan and ny go other classes le. 2 of my best gays. sob. nvm still gt nic and ben lol.

i feel really crappy. so sucky lah tmr, muz listen to iCMC, iCouncil and CJW crap. cjw muz be the best choice for ft lar. no one will listen to her.

woot! finally school reopening le. tmr soccer dai bringing ball ppl wanna play bring pe.

and last but not least seLAMat hari raya! and pls do spam my tagboard.

Whee

2007-01-02T19:37:00.000+08:00

zzzz. my holidays suck. ppl go san diego, new york, china, tasmania. i go genting. wow.

genting is this retarded place i've gone to more than 5 times, maybe even 10. only adults go there for the casinos. it's really pointless if u've gone there many times cos they dun really change. nth there for ppl like us except theme parks, theme parks, and more theme parks. and the casinos are juz as shitty. by the time i reach 21, i rather go marina bay or sentosa casinos.

the temperature was really a disappointment. i thought monsoon + december shd be a lot colder. only gd thing was gt wind and fog, so more cold.

worse still pick up knee injury while waiting for bumper car. dots. bend my knee den pain like siao. huangji say is twisted knee. i dunno but i hate dat cos i nv noe when it will be ok. and i was like screwed up cos school reopening in 5 days zomgwtfbbqmushwoot1337ccplspwnzors. and i was worrying abt dat, next day ok le.

yeah this post is really to crap lar. i too long nv post le crap a bit.

ok shit. i'll try to do a better post now.

Christianity

2006-12-23T13:23:00.000+08:00

Ok, i'll give it a break. too many ppl talking to be on msn about this. actually, only 2. nvm. i dun wanna have police banging my door bring me to court for racism. and i'll have to make my post on the hp thing less hostile. zzzzz.
wad is freedom of speech? speak, at your own will or peril?
and i'll get about doing the vocab section.
im so tired.
im burnt out.
i heard from nicholas though, that christians will go to hell or something if they cannot persuade ppl to christianity. so well, i'm rather sympathetic now.
but u cant stop me from thinking that joinT was utter bullshit.

The guide to 2N Lingo

2006-12-23T00:03:00.000+08:00

Guide to 2N Lingo, edited from Raiden's Petite Book
Version 1.0

Currently, this guide only focuses on syntax and basic lexicon. For advanced vocabulary, please refer to light-ning or WQQQ or 2n06 forums.

Definition of 2N Lingo
2N Lingo is how 2N students express themselves. Rarely, people outside of 2N such as 2Mers and 2Lers, and teachers, use 2N language [0.076% of the time (This figure can be considered 2N Language, because it is fake and random)].
This language is defined and characterised by the elegant styles involved (fully-packed with syntax, lexicon,phonology,grammar and what-not), allowing to skilfully convey sarcasm, spasticity, and randomness.

History
2N Lingo can also be called Ninglish, or even Binglish, named after 2 students in the class. However, one major influence in the creation of this language is Hubert, also known as ArseAnal4Ever on my tagboard. Other influences are Ning Yu and Lam.

Chapter 1: Elements
1.1 Sarcasm
Probably the most important ingredient in the 2N language, sarcasm is something 2Ners use everyday, either to niao or to be spastic. There are many ways of conveying sarcasm. However, sarcasm has been so overused to the extent that more often than not, they are spastic and lame. Not that we care.

1.1.1 Origin
Sarcasm mainly originated from 2M, I believe. Or salafoo.

1.2 Spasticity
Spasticity is spastic because there is no such word as spasticity. The word itself is rather self-explanatory.

1.2.1 Origin
Justin Loh. Who claims that everyone is spastic.

1.3 Randomness
Randomness is just a nice word for spam.

1.3.1 Origin
This may have originated from the spam in the forums, powered by Nicholas, Julian, Ryan and Huang Ji. Ning Yu once spammed on the forums with a post, which was more or less like, "plox! this is so random."

Chapter 2: Replacing letters
In musical terminology, we have the all too familiar "Circle of fifths". Similarly, we have a congruent system in 2N language, known as the circle of fourths. It is not a typographical error.
This circle of fourths consist of "O, B , W, Lam"

2.1 O
O stands for Original
This essentially governs the "sarcasm form" (japanese : sarcasm kei) which 2Ners use.
The circle of fourths mean that, one has to change the first letter of the word which is to be sarcastic to the next in line.
For example, Hello would be an "Original" word.
To make it sarcastic, one has to change the first letter to B, which results in "Bello".
Then, these two words are to be combined together, giving the sarcastic form of Hello, "HelloBello".
However, its usage has also expanded to being spastic. As such, outsiders find it a difficulty to understand, as they do not know whether it is sarcastic or not. It has also been used in names.

2.1.1 Origin:
Possibly originated from Care Bear. Which was used to mean, "I do not care."

2.1.2 Intonation:
Intonation for the word form XXXXBXXX is rather simple. Just lengthen the vowel sounds for the first syllables. So cannot will be pronounced like "caaaanot baaaanot". Dun drag it too long though. However, because the language is constantly changing, people no longer care about the dragging.

2.1.3 Usage:
Most of the time, the word "Ei?" is added before this word form. So it would be "Ei/Ay cannot bannot." Ei is said with a rising intonation, but its a very short sound, as people will and should just rush into what they want to say.
"What" can also be added to the end. Note that "what" here is used not as a question but as an interjection. As such, its intonation is more or less like its Singlish counterpart "lar".
"Ei, cannot bannot wad."

2.1.4 Exception:
Currently, there is only one word that defies all rules that govern this word form. And that word is AndaiBandai. This is a name of our welfare secretary.

2.2 W
In traditional 2N language, W is only used when the word starts with a 'B'.
For example, Bye, would be changed to ByeWye (pronounced Wai).
(However, 'Why' would not be changed to WhyLam, but instead, WhyBhy (pronounced WhyBye)*pls note this is from raiden, and is excessively spastic)

Author's note: Here I have decided to slack off. Mainly because I elaborated too much on the previous chapter.

2.3 Lam
The use of Lam is exclusive.
Lam can only be used when the word is two-syllabled. From there, one has to change the first syllable to Lam.
For example, 'Yellow' would be changed to Yellow Lamlow.
In recent use though, W and Lam can be used with B, for spasticity.
For example, to be spastic, one can say
"Normal, Bormal, Wormal, Lammal"
"Innocent Binnocent Winnocent LAMmocent" <--a favourite phrase

2.4 N
N is sometimes used to replace L. It was first used when Hubert decided to pronounce Lily Loy as Niny Noy. As such, N3 means Niny Noy, while N5 means Niny Noy Nove Nam. At times, Niny, or Nyny, may refer to Ning Yu. This is because Ning Yu is often greeted by his Chinese Chess seniors in Maple with NYNYNYNYNYNYNYNYNY!!!

2.5 S
Most ancient replacement. Originated from "Si soso sing so su." Which meant I also think so too.

Chapter 3: Basic Vocabulary

3.1 Please
In 2n sarcasm, 'please' can also be used.
For example,
"Ei? Should do that please..."
would actually refer to the disapproval of someone's actions.
In addition, 'please' can be stacked with the sarcastic form (circle of fourths)
For example,
"This is good bood pls..."
would be saying "This is not good".
Stacking 'please' with the sarcastic form serves to emphasize the point.

3.2 Prefixes and Suffixes
In 2n language, prefixes and suffixes can be extensively used to add on to the sarcasm. It can similarly be stacked with 'please' and the sarcastic form without the sarcasm cancelling each other out.

List of prefixes and suffixes used :

Prefixes :
Un-
E.g. Unkhubu...
Unkhubu basically means that you are khubu. Spastic sarcasm.

Suffixes:
-ful
E.g salafooful

3.3 Lam/Lily
In 2N, people are frequently feeling spastic, bored, or random. They need an outlet to vent their frustration. Hence, they came up with the use of "Lam" (which coincidentally is the surname of one of the outstanding students in 2N) and "Lily"(which coincidentally is the name of the french teacher who teaches another outstanding student in 2N). The use of Lam and Lily is random and totally unexpected.

3.3.1 Lam
The use of Lam varies from context to context. Lam, when used as a verb, usually refers to the repetitive action of a person shaking another person and punching his shoulder. The actual meaning in English though, means to punch.
However, Lam can also be generally used to refer to any unnatural action that a person is doing.
Lam can also be used as an adjective.
The definition of the adjective is unknown as it varies from time to time.
E.g. "Why are you so lam!" or "Ay? You Unlam liao la"
When Lam is used as a noun, it can either refer to the outstanding classmate with this surname, Lam Chun Wai, or Andre Lum.

3.3.2 Lily
Lily is a parallel of Lam.
Lily, like Lam, can be used as a verb, an adjective, and a noun.
Like Lam, Lily has no specific definition.
As an adjective, it refers to any characteristic.
As a noun, it can either refer to the french teacher herself, or a real lily flower, or could probably be a short form for "Lilliput".

Recent discoveries, however, showed that Lily is related to pi in mathematical calculations.
A common question in many Maths examination papers set by Delikhubu is: "Listen! How many lilies do you hear?" The correct answer to this question is actually the value of pi, usually up to 10 digits or more, depending of the mood of the examiner. (usually 3.141592653589793)
An easy way of passing the examination is to remember this number by hard.
An excellent formula to memorising this is to use mnemonics.
"Lam , I know a proby ownzorzed NN (NeeNee) using the proby zaprings available, killing Neeneenoy's son"
Even though it is an illogical, irrational, irrelavant sentence, it is very useful for memorising the number sequence.

Credits :
WQQQ aka Raiden for I merely copied his and edited it.

Special Thanks to YOU reading this post =D

(The author beseeches the audience to contribute any knowledge they might have about the language by tagging at the tagboard at the sidebar.)

dun we all love teyah?

2006-12-22T22:24:00.000+08:00

double posting. but i dun bother to edit my previous post. and this is a different matter.

half my convo wif ny:
julian 3N '07 says (10:20 PM):
pls tell her NO
[ny] Restless says (10:20 PM):
"its about your attitude"
[ny] Restless says (10:20 PM):
lol
julian 3N '07 says (10:20 PM):
U FUCKING ASSHOLE
julian 3N '07 says (10:20 PM):
ITS ALL UR ATTITUDE
julian 3N '07 says (10:20 PM):
U DUN WAN US U LIDDAT
julian 3N '07 says (10:20 PM):
Y CANT U CHANGE UR DUMBASS ATTITUDE
julian 3N '07 says (10:20 PM):
AND LET US JOIN HP?
[ny] Restless says (10:20 PM):
=.="
julian 3N '07 says (10:20 PM):
we gave in last time to qi en le leh
[ny] Restless says (10:21 PM):
yea
[ny] Restless says (10:21 PM):
but its not like
julian 3N '07 says (10:21 PM):
we could have sue them though it wun be good for hwachong's reputation
[ny] Restless says (10:21 PM):
anything will really change liao lor
julian 3N '07 says (10:21 PM):
last time
julian 3N '07 says (10:21 PM):
was becos we couldnt help iy
[ny] Restless says (10:21 PM):
she is like, you can get everything you want for HP inside smrp
julian 3N '07 says (10:21 PM):
*it
julian 3N '07 says (10:21 PM):
my foot
[ny] Restless says (10:21 PM):
then shes like
[ny] Restless says (10:21 PM):
attitude this attitude that, you will do this well that well
julian 3N '07 says (10:21 PM):
u tell her she doesnt noe her own school system
julian 3N '07 says (10:21 PM):
but the educational system in the 2 programmes are different
julian 3N '07 says (10:21 PM):
how can she be such a dumbass?
[ny] Restless says (10:21 PM):
lol
julian 3N '07 says (10:22 PM):
wtfh
[ny] Restless says (10:22 PM):
i brb... >.<
julian 3N '07 says (10:22 PM):
ok

basically, im pissed by how this was handled. basically, ning yu and ryan couldnt get into hp. so teyah met them today.

and her response was:
1. u shd work wif other ppl. too many ppl from 2n wanted to go to hp.
2. ur science is good. better than zx. so u shd go smrp and zx go hp.
3. its about ur attitude. not the programme.

and from wad i gather, this whole thing is ridiculous.

1. u shd work wif other ppl. too many ppl from 2n wanted to go to hp.
well yeah we wanted to work wif other ppl. we were from science and maths class. we go humanz class. so of course we are mixing wif others wad. how we noe the humanz class 2l ppl dun wan go humanz programme? is it our fault then?

2. if dats the case, are there 2l ppl who did well in humanities but chose smrp? if so, did they get into smrp? if they didnt and they got into hp, then they swap wif ny and ryan lor. if they did, then why cant ningyu and ryan do so as well? and besides, hp was supposed to be the best. i dun wanna insult zx, but the fact is his results was so screwed up and worse than ny and ryan. i thought for the past 2 years, the cut for hp was 1.00 or 2.00? wad happened this year? and considering the ace abundance this year.

3. pls lar. then u might as well dun change the classes. and the problem is, its her goddamned attitude that has a problem. y cant she juz let them into hp instead of this stupid reasons?

really, i feel this is more about revenge. like they are doing this becos of a certain incident this year. which was why this blog was created in the first place, as seen from my very first post. and if u were wondering, yes, this was the blog which url was sth like whitestrips4newspapers or sth liddat.

we gave in to them that time. becos it didnt really hurt, or actually, becos the hurt was already done. we could have sued sam and his retarded uncle, though it wouldnt have benefited our school's reputation and our money pouches. but this time, its regarding 2 pupils future.

so pls ryan and ningyu, continue appealing. im behind u all.

enuff said. for once, i feel so ashamed.

*hp refers to humanities programme
*smrp refers to science and maths research programme
*2l is the humanities class during sec 1 and sec 2
*"n" is the sciences class

Incessant insanity of christianity

2006-12-22T21:57:00.000+08:00

"erm yeah christianity is like this. but they used to doing this kind of indoctrination which they call "preaching". and apparently, we are very unfortunate to be unable to accept jesus. but christians will understand and they will still love us. ftw. christianity is juz self-deception which involves ppl believing in a non-existent guy called jesus who loves them. c'mon lah i rather believe in buddhism. at least their stories are entertaining. all dat happened was some crazy woman claiming that she saw jesus spirit or some shit and jesus is so famous.if u really feel there is an emptiness in ur heart, then let me tell u, that there is a guy called julian out there, who understands and loves you, and who is helping u all the time, and if u hav any hardship, is only julian trying to get u stronger. oh gawd, and if u cant tell dat im pissed, u are either dumb or u r a loving christian who will forgive me. who is of course equally dumb. sorry ny, lol for spamming ur tagboard. but im juz pissed"
wad i typed at ning yu's blog. which i dun bother to edit for here.
and since hubert has made a blog, i shall put more effort in this. maybe like ben. once every 2 months. though among all of us, i realise i have the least substance.
gah im juz pissed at ky for wasting 3 hrs of my time yesterday.
sorry to all christians though. but i intend to continue this when i have time.

...

2006-12-17T20:59:00.000+08:00

gah... internet is screwing up again

Headaches

2006-12-12T17:00:00.000+08:00

1. How to blog
2. How to do CAP
3. How to do NYAA
4. How to reactivate com account
5. How to edit SMP applications
6. How to come up with a topic for SMPF
7. What teachers I will get next year
8. How to manage next year's workload
9. Which goddamned department to join for Hwa Chong International Affairs Club

i'm loving it

...

2006-11-19T20:25:00.000+08:00

and yeah guess wad. im pissed again.
internet keep dcing today. haiz. lost 2 games of chess becos i dced.

yesterday not bad. bought a pair of shoes, and borrowed eldest from library.

im really bored

crap

2006-11-18T14:53:00.000+08:00

oh god im so pissed. from now on, im not going to post in absolutacne anymore.

i dun see wads the purpose of an egroup if it is supposed to be quiet.

and i've asked a question. being a senior and a fac, he could have at least tried to answer me. but he only crapped about the unnecessary posts.

not happy dun read lar. hes not a mod anyway. and no one said cannot. if they had said we shdnt do this, we would have stopped.

so stop bitching behind others backs. go fk ur longans.

i nid to cool down

nth

2006-11-17T20:30:00.000+08:00

haiz. really nth to blog about.
yesterday and the day before i went out. yesterday go aunts house. damn boring.
today also very boring. juz play internet chess all day. i broke a record though. 142 moves in 1 game xD.
im blogging juz for the sake of blogging. i hope my day tmr will be more fruitful.

my foot.

i mean who would mind using the com for the whole day?

vivocity

2006-11-15T19:46:00.000+08:00

so sorry 2dae for leaving so abruptly today. but i was playing com halfway, then my aunt came. i thought she come visit, but then my mom told me to get ready to go out. wtf. so i had to rushed downstairs.

and we went vivocity. vivocity sux. vivocity is this retarded shopping mall planted in the middle of pasir panjang warehouses. and it is this shopping mall that is such cleverly designed such that u can nv find ur way in there. most of the walls are curved inwards, and as such, one can hardly have a good view of the whole shopping mall in there. its sort of an hourglass shape so its ahrd to find ur way if u cant see wads in front of u. then the carpark also in a mess. everywhere point arrow here point arrow there. then gt 2 exits so tons of arrows pointing out, sometimes even in opposite directions, sometimes driving u around in circles.

ah stupid vivocity.

anw my the first thought my fren's fren had when he heard abt the gst increase was, "Shit! Prepaid cards now cost $10.70!"

GST

2006-11-14T18:14:00.000+08:00

im to lazy to post long stuff.
from wad i heard on radio, gst increase is to help low income ppl.
wad crap logic is this?
i only have 2 words to say to ppl who agree wif that.
EAT SHIT
and oh it rhymes.

and today i wasted anudder day. i spent my morning doing amc, which nicholas completed in 15 minutes. then i wasted my afternoon, learning that shotguns rock. followed by para. para for the win!

and i shall crap more wif why ppl shd use "lol" instead of "haha"
1. "lol" is symmetrical. nicer than "haha"
2. the letters "l" and "o" are closer together on the keyboard than the letters "h: and "a" are
3. "lol" is shorter than "haha"
4. due to reasons 2 and 3, one can type "lol" faster than "haha"
5. due to reason 2, "lol" can be easily typed with one hand / one finger if needed. however, "haha" cannot be done so.

and one reason why u shd use "haha" instead of "lol"
1. "haha" is repetitive. as such, it further emphasises the point

done

oh god. im bored of this already. im not cut out to write blogs. read on at ur own peril

i am pissed

2006-11-13T19:17:00.000+08:00

i am no longer bored. i am pissed. gst has been raised to 7%. or so i heard.

i sincerely believe that many correct decisions have been made. at first it was the removal of secondary GEP. now its this.

and of course, this is to boost our economy. somehow, when gst rises, ppl will want to pay more. somehow, ppl will want to spent more money.

oh god. this is extortion.

for views on the gep policy, go mug-onlyifnecessary.

spam

2006-11-13T18:08:00.000+08:00

i shall spam again so as not to let ppl who are reading my blog down. this post will be edited as soon as i find something to write about.

i feel accomplished. this two days, i have posted 4 posts, took 90 minutes to create a yahoo account and join a yahoo egroup, and took 5 minutes to complete last year's amc8 paper. which of course i have done before

i'm bored

2006-11-13T18:04:00.000+08:00

1. im bored
2. im bored is a stupid maplestory quest. by this stupid kid called icarus. click here for more details its a level 10 quest but i havent done it. im 36 now.

nth to do again

2006-11-13T18:01:00.000+08:00

pls dun read this webpage

zzzzzz. i am bored.

2006-11-12T19:07:00.000+08:00

kns. i am finally posting again. after 2 hrs of boredom, i am seriously bored. damn boring.

2 weeks of holiday past le. 光阴似箭。lol. remind me of pink ping pong balls. eveyr week, i spent 3 hours * 3 days, listening to tay siang hock. boring. then i grind in maple. boring. then i crap around.

class forums oso no one use le. this post oso damn boring. i suggest u close ur browser window immediately.

most interesting thing i have done in my hols so far is discovering that YAWP is inexistent on the internet and debating why "lol" should be used instead of "haha".

YES! finally! dinnertime. bye.